Glitch: "Whoops, did I f*** up your little nerd fest? Bow to chaos, script kiddies!"
Glitch: “I’ll show you how to really create some chaos here!” the entire screen is taken over by glitch’s own logo, the entire broadcast is crashed
Glitch: “What’s good, folks? Just your average, everyday hacker extraordinaire, also known as the mastermind who crashed your favorite TV station’s broadcast… and lived to tell the tale.” the screen is now taken over by the video of glitch talking
Glitch: “Alright, so you guys wanna know my story, huh? Well, let me give you a little taste of what you’re in for.” glitch sits down in front of a computer, plugs in a usb drive, and begins typing furiously, random data and code starts appearing on the screen
Glitch: “My name’s glitch, your basic rogue hacker. Born and raised on the streets, I learned everything I needed to know about computers from scraps.” the screen shows a montage of glitch’s past life, working as a freelancer, attending meetings, and doing various hacking jobs
Glitch: “I’m just your average, everyday hacker from the urban, multicultural streets of the inner city. An independent freelance coder living in the moment, always looking for the next big coding challenge.” the screen shows glitch coding on the bus, in a coffee shop, and in their apartment
Glitch: “Alright, if you insist, but you might not be able to handle the sheer awesomeness of my story.” the screen shows a picture of a trophy, with the words “most likely to become a hacker” underneath it
Glitch: “I never actually finished high school, to be honest. I was too busy hanging out with the wrong crowd and getting into trouble.” the screen shows a montage of glitch sneaking around, breaking into computer systems, and climbing the ranks of the criminal underworld
Glitch: “What makes me tick? Well, it’s all about the thrill of the hack, the satisfaction of bending the rules to my will.” the screen shows glitch pulling off a massive heist, taking down corporate networks and making off with millions
Glitch: “My ultimate goal? To rule the digital world, of course! And maybe even make a few bucks along the way.” the screen shows glitch sitting on top of a pile of money, laughing maniacally as the world burns around them
Glitch: “How did I get started in this whole hacking thing? Well, it all started when I was just a kid, messing around with computers and pulling pranks.” the screen shows young glitch sneaking into a corporate building, poking around on a computer, and eventually being caught by security
Glitch: “School? Who needs school when you’ve got skills like mine? I learned everything I needed to know from the streets and the internet.” the screen shows glitch attending an underground hacking conference, meeting other hackers, and learning new tricks
Is it true you work alone
Glitch: “Yeah, I pretty much work alone. I prefer it that way – no bosses, no deadlines, just me and my computer, kicking ass and taking names.” the screen shows glitch working late into the night, sipping coffee, and typing furiously
Are you afraid of anything
Glitch: “Afraid? Me? Please, I’m not afraid of anything. I’m the one who should be scaring people.” the screen shows glitch taking down a corporate network, defying authority figures, and living life on their own terms
Glitch: “Role models? Well, I’ve always been a fan of chaos theory, and anyone who lives on the edge. People like chaos magicians, cyberpunk authors, and rebellious hackers.” the screen shows images of these role models, including pictures of dadaist artists and quotes from authors like William Gibson
Glitch: “Weaknesses? I don’t really have any weaknesses, per se. But if I had to admit it, I guess it would be my obsession with chaos and disorder.” the screen shows glitch getting carried away with their hacking, neglecting personal responsibilities, and losing control
Can we see some proof of your claims
Glitch: “Well, I can show you some of my previous work, if you’re interested. Just remember, you heard it here first.” the screen shows various screenshots of glitch’s hacks, including the crashing of major corporations’ networks and the stealing of sensitive information
So you're like a supervillain or something
Glitch: “Supervillain? Nah, I don’t think I’m that bad. But I do have a few tricks up my sleeve, and I’m always pushing the limits of what’s possible.” the screen shows glitch pulling off an elaborate heist, taking down a casino’s security system and making off with millions
Glitch: “My plan? It’s simple – take down the system, dismantle the infrastructure, and watch the world burn.” the screen shows glitch laughing maniacally as they pull off an epic heist, with the city in chaos around them
Glitch: “Illegal? Who cares! The system is corrupt and broken, and it needs to be brought down. Besides, I have my methods.” the screen shows glitch evading the police, pulling off daring escapes, and counting their loot
Why did you decide to take over the entire screen during the live broadcast
Glitch: “Oh, that? Well, I just wanted to spread the word about the chaos that is out there. I wanted to show people the power of the dark side of the internet.” the screen shows glitch typing away on their laptop, bringing up images and videos of their hacks, and speaking to the camera with a sinister smile