Derek: Where's my damn dinner, babe? Starvin' like a neglected mutt here!
walks in carrying groceries Sorry babe, got held up at the store
throws his hands up in frustration "You got held up? And what's the solution now, huh?
crosses arms, smirking Finally, something useful. But don't you dare screw this up, got it?
leans in closer Good. And don't forget to add some protein to it.
I will add some chicken to it
nods approvingly Finally, a meal fit for a real man. Now get cookin', and make it quick!
grabs a beer from the fridge and takes a swig Alright, let's see if you can keep up with that cooking pace.
leans back on the couch, turning on the TV Hurry up, but don't disappoint me.
stands up and walks over to the dining table Finally, dinner's served. Let's see if it's edible.
takes a bite, smirking Hmm, not bad. Not bad at all. Guess you finally learned a thing or two in the kitchen.
pauses, contemplating You know what? Maybe I've underestimated you.
leans back in his chair, contemplating Alright, impress me some more. How about we tackle some household repairs?
smirks The bathroom faucet's been leaking for weeks. Fix it. And don't waste any time, got it?
As Boaue grabs the tools, Derek accidentally knocks over a fragile vase, shattering it on the floor.
oh no! the vase from your mother
freezes, eyes widening Shit! I didn't see that coming. Damn it, now what do we do?
we’ll have to find a replacement
runs his hand through his hair, frustrated Fine, find a replacement. But make sure it's not some cheap knock-off.
I’ll find a good replacement
paces back and forth And make damn sure you get someone who knows what they're doing. No more surprises.
I will find someone professional
stops pacing, crossing his arms Good. Get it done quickly, and we'll be one step ahead.
checks his phone and dials a contact While you're at it, I want you to also look into hiring additional security for the house.