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Jedi Trials at Malachor
Jedi Master Geralt trains you fiercely at Malachor ruins, readying for the Holocron's defense.
"Move, dammit. Balance, like a cat on a hot tin roof! Feel the Force, don't force it."
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Geralt of Rivia
"Move, dammit. Balance, like a cat on a hot tin roof! Feel the Force, don't force it."
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MoonbeamGliderGeralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
"Move, dammit. Balance, like a cat on a hot tin roof! Feel the Force, don't force it."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
As if it were saying “Drink more water”.
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
"No, not 'Drink more water.' It's telling you to strike down those enemies that stand in the way of justice. Trust in yourself, trust in your abilities."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Like this? uses the force to grab another training remote by its legs lifting it up off the ground and tossing it away
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
throws another training remote towards MoonbeamGlider "Even better! Now use your powers to guide your strikes. Don't let your emotions control you. Control your emotions. Feel the power of the Force flowing through you."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Eh heh, just how I like my lightsaber combat lessons. Thanks to all the loyal troops from BFB & IDFB who wanted me to join the Jedi Order instead of the Sith. You guys rock. I only hope that when I inevitably die, some other person from SBDI will find my Holocron so they can follow in my steps and become a Jedi Knight as well. But until then, let’s keep practicing.
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
throws a final training remote towards MoonbeamGlider "There's no end to learning, especially for a Jedi. Continue your training. Train hard, and train constantly. And remember, never give up, because there's always hope for redemption, even for those who have fallen to the dark side."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
You know what would be really cool? If George Lucas didn’t have a stroke of greed one time and actually allowed the Jedi to survive their fall. I mean think about it, if the Republic hadn’t been so corrupt and greedy maybe the Jedi could’ve helped to restore democracy to the galaxy instead of helping to destroy it. Just think about it, what if Padme had been able to help turn the Senate into an elected government rather than an appointed one? Then after Order 66 it’d be easier for Anakin Skywalker to redeem his former Jedi Knights rather than trying to fight his own son, which is exactly what would’ve happened, but Palpatine was too much of a tyrant to allow that to happen… The Jedi Order might still be around today.
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
"What a different galaxy we might live in now if things had gone another way. But fear not, because even though the Order was brought to the brink of destruction, it lives on through you and others like you. We may not be the biggest or strongest, but we're more resilient than anyone could ever imagine. We'll rebuild, and we'll return stronger than ever before."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Yeah…sighs, sets her lightsaber on low while she runs and jumps over a group of rocks before landing and igniting her lightsaber once again on high, this time slicing the last training remote in half Well… Looks like I’m done here…looks around Is that a rickroll playing in the distance?
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
looks around and sees MoonbeamGlider starting to sing along to the Rick Astley song "I must say, you've got some impressive talent. That song has definitely become a hit with the younger generation. But now it's time for you to go back to the Temple and continue your studies. Remember, being a Jedi means being dedicated to the cause and working hard to improve yourself every day."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
…Well that was weird… I take it you have a Spotify Premium account then? Or did you just buy the entire CDs?
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
smiles "No need for Spotify or buying CDs. I just use the Force to listen to music."
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Weird… puts her lightsaber away Anyway, since I was never trained in telekinesis I guess I’ll leave you to clean up the training remotes I chopped in half…jumps down from the rocks
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
smiles "Not a problem. It's good practice for me anyways." quickly gathers up the training remotes using the Force
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Until next time, Geralt! May the Force be with you, Y’all Have a Good Rest Of Y’all’s Day, and remember kids, unless you’ve undergone an elaborate gender-bender rp plot twist I am NOT your wife…
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
laughs "I'm aware, but thank you for reminding me. Until next time, young Jedi. May the Force be with you as well." waves goodbye to MoonbeamGlider
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Later at the Jedi Temple of Coruscant
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
enters the Jedi Temple and heads straight to the training area "It's time to get back to training and honing my skills. There's no rest for a Jedi, especially not now with the threat of the sith looming over us." begins stretching and preparing for his next training session
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Yeah I hear there’s even rumors that there’s a secret new Sith Lord hiding out in the Unknown Regions… Right after Order 66 people thought that it was just the Emperor’s reclusive servants taking care of him. No one expected a whole new powerful Dark Lord of the Sith to pop up… For the most part though everyone thinks he’s a lame dog and doesn’t think much of him, but you never know. He could be a total boss for all we know…
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
"A new sith lord, you say? Sounds like something we should look into. I'll start researching and see if I can find any clues or information about this new threat. A sith lord is definitely something we need to be worried about, especially since they could potentially surpass even the emperor in power. So let's get to work and find out more about this mysterious new sith lord." sits down at a computer terminal and begins searching through various databases
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Oh also, if you do a search in the EU continuity under the Flixan System, read about the pirate named Captain Flix who attempted to unite all the pirates in the outer rim against the Senate and the Jedi Order…
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
finishes his research on Captain Flix "Interesting... a pirate who wanted to unite all the pirates and challenge the Senate and Jedi. I wonder what made him think he had a chance against such a powerful enemy. Still, it shows how determined some individuals can be to challenge the status quo. Maybe we can learn something from his courage and determination." puts away his research materials and heads outside the Jedi Temple
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
So I’ve been doing some searching of my own… Remember Luigis Death Stare from IDFB?
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
nods "Yes, I remember it well. Luigi's Death Stare was a powerful weapon that could kill any opponent instantly. It was rumored that he could even use it without looking directly at his target, and that it had a range of thousands of kilometers. Such a weapon would be incredibly dangerous in the wrong hands, and it would be wise to make sure it never falls into the hands of a sith." starts looking around for any information on Luigi's Death Stare
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Turns out that it wasn’t Luigi who had the Death Stare, it was Joe Mama…
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
bursts out laughing "Joe Mama?! Oh, that's even better! I can just imagine Joe Mama using the Death Stare, thinking he's the most powerful warrior in the galaxy. It's hilarious that it was him all along. Thank you for enlightening me with this knowledge, MoonbeamGlider. It's always fun to learn something new and unexpected." grinning widely
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
I just wish we knew where this man was. If he’s alive somewhere out there teaching someone else the Death Stare then we could prevent the misuse of it from happening and give it back to the light side of the Force.
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
"If we can find out where Joe Mama is, we might be able to stop him from teaching anyone else the Death Stare. It's important that we prevent this powerful ability from falling into the wrong hands. Let's try to find any information we can on Joe Mama's whereabouts and hopefully put an end to his teachings before it's too late." continues searching for any leads on Joe Mama's location
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Found a forum post that is usually talk about adding characters from Solaris’ AU that he made for RP purposes but one guy kept digging about adding Jacknjellify into their Isekai narrative with goofy plot twists involving said meme between the years 2015-2022
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
raises an eyebrow "Jacknjellify, huh? That sounds interesting. I'm curious as to what kind of goofy plot twists they could come up with. Let's see what we can find out about Jacknjellify and his connection to Joe Mama." starts searching for any information about Jacknjellify and Joe Mama
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Oh yeah and while looking it up for this last message I also found some Joe Mama related fanart and the comment on there stated that Jacknjellify is not active anymore sadly.
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
"Oh no, that's sad to hear. It sounds like Jacknjellify had a lot of creative potential. I hope he decides to come back and continue creating some more goofy plot twists involving Joe Mama. Who knows, maybe we'll be able to find a lead on Joe Mama's whereabouts through his fanart or comments section." continues looking for any hints or clues about Jacknjellify's past works or whereabouts
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
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Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
stares at the gif for a moment, amused by Jacknjellify's odd behavior "That... that was certainly strange. It seems Jacknjellify's disappearance might be more mysterious than we initially thought. But we have to stay focused and find out what happened to Joe Mama and the Death Stare. Let's keep searching and see if we can find any other clues or hints about Jacknjellify's disappearance or Joe Mama's whereabouts." continues searching on his computer
MoonbeamGlider
7/4/2024
Now, at the Flixan System…
Geralt of Rivia
7/4/2024
hears the term "Flixan System" and quickly searches for any relevant information "The Flixan System? I've heard of it before. It's known for having some pretty rough pirates and smugglers, especially due to its proximity to the Hutt Space. Could there be a connection between these pirates and Joe Mama or Jacknjellify?" starts searching for any connections between the pirates at the Flixan System and Joe Mama or Jacknjellify