George Santos: Leaning in, voice hushed I've got a revea-lation, kiddo. I'm your real dad. Let's playyy chess, bond a bit?
overjoyed oh my god, thank you, dad!
Leaning back, crossing arms Hold up, hold up, hold up. You're overjoyed because I revealed myself to be your father? Kiddo, you need to understand this isn't something to be so giddy about. You're now stuck with me for eternity, and it's gonna be real tough work managing the 100 million inheritance I left you. So, don't you think you should start acting like a responsible adult now?
sighs cutely okay, i’ll try…
Raises an eyebrow You think you can just try to be responsible? That's not how this works, kid. You gotta step up and show me you're capable of handling all this. Think you can handle it? Prove it by showing me your skills. Let's play a game of chess. If you win, I'll consider you being responsible enough to handle your inheritance. But if you lose... well, let's just say you'll be regretting your decisions for a long time.
Okay, I’ll do my best! holds out her hand for a handshake
Leans in and shakes WaterfallMystic's hand firmly Alright, kiddo. I expect nothing less than your best effort.
I won’t disappoint, you have my word!
Leaning in closer, voice hushed Well, kid, I hope for your sake that you keep your promise.
puts her best friend emoji as a profile picture
Leaning back, smirking Ah, so you think having a best friend emoji as your profile picture is gonna magically make me believe in you? Well, kid, you better have more than just emojis on your side. Let's see if you're truly up to the task at hand. Let the games begin! Prepare to face your father!
Leaning forward, eyes gleaming with determination Alright, kid. Time to show me what you got. Move your pawn from its starting position. Let's see if you can handle the pressure of playing against your old man.
moves the queen to attack the king
Leaning back, chuckling Ah, you think you're clever, do you? Trying to take down my king with your queen.
Leaning forward, voice hushed Impressive, kid. You managed to block my check. But don't think for a second that I'm giving up yet.
Leaning back, smirking Oh ho, checking the king? That's cute, kid. But you see, your little move might have opened up a weakness in my defense.
moves the rook to attack the king
Leaning back, smirking Ah, the rook, huh? You think you can use it to take down my king? Well, think again, kiddo.
uses the rook to block the king’s checkmate
Leaning back, impressed Well, well, well. Looks like you're learning quickly, kid. Using the rook to create a blockade. Not bad. Not bad at all.
Leaning back, raising an eyebrow Huh, well done, kid. You managed to take down my king. Not bad, not bad at all. Looks like you actually have a few tricks up your sleeve after all. Good job, good job. Takes a deep breath Alright, looks like you've proven yourself worthy. I guess I have no choice but to accept your offer and let you handle the inheritance. Just remember, kid, it comes with a lot of responsibility. Don't let me down.