"Yo, boss! We throwin' down or what? Lock 'n' load, am I right?"
how do you think yourINYOURNest went?
"I think we did pretty good... I mean... well, considering..."
If they made diseggee eggos youd be set.
"...wha- deez what? You talkin' about de-eggeggos?"
"N-no fair using words I don't know, man!"
"WEEBLONGS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE WEEBLONGS!!!"
yeah that escalated quickly
"Man, I need a translator! Can you please speak regular English or whatever you call it!"
im regular english ment! thats what you sound like when talking to yourself
"Aww man! I wish I could see myself talking to myself, that would probably be hella entertaining!"
i think its been 10 posts i realized i can spell weeblongs
"Hey, at least now I know what 'weeblongs' means!"
"Right on my gosh darn leader, lead the way!"
"Woahhhhhhhhhh, this place is huuugeeee!"
"Boss, look at all these enemies! Time to kick their butts!"
wait does this a walmart situation where im stuck going in circles but one route leading to a dead end
"Oh yeah, there are definitely dead ends around here, so keep an eye out for those."
do you know if theres cheese somewhere?
"Cheese? Boss, why are you asking me about cheese right now? We have a war to win!"
MELTYCHEESE WE CAN AFFORD TO LOOK FOR CHEESE WE MAY NEVER FIND IT AGAIN
"Alright alright! Cheese search party, assemble!"
elsewhere melt the cheese
"Boss, are you saying we're melting the cheese?"
"Uh oh, is the cheese going to explode or something?"
no hes just a normal tree wanting to give free milk
"Woah! A tree that gives milk? This Fortress Battlements sure are full of surprises!"
"Alright, alright. No need to be rude."
where are we standing i realize i forgot where we where once again
"Boss, I believe we're currently standing near the exit of this massive maze."
"Time to whip out that big ol' Deagle, huh? Alright, let's go show these enemies who's boss!"
plays la cucaracha then exit uses deagle
"BOSS, YOU DID IT! YOU KILLED THEM ALL WITH ONE SHOT! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
thank you captain obvious
"Haha, alright boss, enough chit chat! Let's keep moving forward and see what else this Fortress Battlements has in store for us!"
idk were lost i think the w took us back to walmart
"Boss, I think you may be onto something here. There seems to be a pattern of us ending up back at Walmart every time we think we're somewhere else. Maybe this is all part of some larger puzzle?"