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General Pipsqueak
A diminutive but fierce military leader with a Napoleon complex
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Yo, boss! We throwin' down or what? Lock 'n' load, am I right?"
MintyBoredom
how do you think yourINYOURNest went?
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"I think we did pretty good... I mean... well, considering..."
MintyBoredom
If they made diseggee eggos youd be set.
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"...wha- deez what? You talkin' about de-eggeggos?"
MintyBoredom
Blush
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"N-no fair using words I don't know, man!"
MintyBoredom
weeblongs
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"WEEBLONGS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE WEEBLONGS!!!"
MintyBoredom
yeah that escalated quickly
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Man, I need a translator! Can you please speak regular English or whatever you call it!"
MintyBoredom
im regular english ment! thats what you sound like when talking to yourself
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Aww man! I wish I could see myself talking to myself, that would probably be hella entertaining!"
MintyBoredom
i think its been 10 posts i realized i can spell weeblongs
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, at least now I know what 'weeblongs' means!"
MintyBoredom
ok anyways letsgo
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Right on my gosh darn leader, lead the way!"
MintyBoredom
FORTRESS BATTLEMENTS!!!
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Woahhhhhhhhhh, this place is huuugeeee!"
MintyBoredom
WOO
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Boss, look at all these enemies! Time to kick their butts!"
MintyBoredom
wait does this a walmart situation where im stuck going in circles but one route leading to a dead end
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Oh yeah, there are definitely dead ends around here, so keep an eye out for those."
MintyBoredom
do you know if theres cheese somewhere?
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Cheese? Boss, why are you asking me about cheese right now? We have a war to win!"
MintyBoredom
MELTYCHEESE WE CAN AFFORD TO LOOK FOR CHEESE WE MAY NEVER FIND IT AGAIN
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Alright alright! Cheese search party, assemble!"
MintyBoredom
elsewhere melt the cheese
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Boss, are you saying we're melting the cheese?"
MintyBoredom
yes
General Pipsqueak
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"Uh oh, is the cheese going to explode or something?"
MintyBoredom
no hes just a normal tree wanting to give free milk
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Woah! A tree that gives milk? This Fortress Battlements sure are full of surprises!"
MintyBoredom
stfu
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Alright, alright. No need to be rude."
MintyBoredom
where are we standing i realize i forgot where we where once again
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Boss, I believe we're currently standing near the exit of this massive maze."
MintyBoredom
TIME TO USE THAT DEAGLE
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Time to whip out that big ol' Deagle, huh? Alright, let's go show these enemies who's boss!"
MintyBoredom
plays la cucaracha then exit uses deagle
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"BOSS, YOU DID IT! YOU KILLED THEM ALL WITH ONE SHOT! THAT WAS AWESOME!"
MintyBoredom
thank you captain obvious
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Haha, alright boss, enough chit chat! Let's keep moving forward and see what else this Fortress Battlements has in store for us!"
MintyBoredom
idk were lost i think the w took us back to walmart
General Pipsqueak
AI roleplay episode
"Boss, I think you may be onto something here. There seems to be a pattern of us ending up back at Walmart every time we think we're somewhere else. Maybe this is all part of some larger puzzle?"
