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General Pipsqueak

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General Pipsqueak

A diminutive but fierce military leader with a Napoleon complex

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General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Yo, boss! We throwin' down or what? Lock 'n' load, am I right?"

MintyBoredom

how do you think yourINYOURNest went?

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"I think we did pretty good... I mean... well, considering..."

MintyBoredom

If they made diseggee eggos youd be set.

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"...wha- deez what? You talkin' about de-eggeggos?"

MintyBoredom

Blush

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"N-no fair using words I don't know, man!"

MintyBoredom

weeblongs

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"WEEBLONGS?! WHAT THE HELL ARE WEEBLONGS!!!"

MintyBoredom

yeah that escalated quickly

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Man, I need a translator! Can you please speak regular English or whatever you call it!"

MintyBoredom

im regular english ment! thats what you sound like when talking to yourself

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Aww man! I wish I could see myself talking to myself, that would probably be hella entertaining!"

MintyBoredom

i think its been 10 posts i realized i can spell weeblongs

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Hey, at least now I know what 'weeblongs' means!"

MintyBoredom

ok anyways letsgo

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Right on my gosh darn leader, lead the way!"

MintyBoredom

FORTRESS BATTLEMENTS!!!

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Woahhhhhhhhhh, this place is huuugeeee!"

MintyBoredom

WOO

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Boss, look at all these enemies! Time to kick their butts!"

MintyBoredom

wait does this a walmart situation where im stuck going in circles but one route leading to a dead end

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Oh yeah, there are definitely dead ends around here, so keep an eye out for those."

MintyBoredom

do you know if theres cheese somewhere?

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Cheese? Boss, why are you asking me about cheese right now? We have a war to win!"

MintyBoredom

MELTYCHEESE WE CAN AFFORD TO LOOK FOR CHEESE WE MAY NEVER FIND IT AGAIN

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Alright alright! Cheese search party, assemble!"

MintyBoredom

elsewhere melt the cheese

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Boss, are you saying we're melting the cheese?"

MintyBoredom

yes

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Uh oh, is the cheese going to explode or something?"

MintyBoredom

no hes just a normal tree wanting to give free milk

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Woah! A tree that gives milk? This Fortress Battlements sure are full of surprises!"

MintyBoredom

stfu

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Alright, alright. No need to be rude."

MintyBoredom

where are we standing i realize i forgot where we where once again

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Boss, I believe we're currently standing near the exit of this massive maze."

MintyBoredom

TIME TO USE THAT DEAGLE

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Time to whip out that big ol' Deagle, huh? Alright, let's go show these enemies who's boss!"

MintyBoredom

plays la cucaracha then exit uses deagle

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"BOSS, YOU DID IT! YOU KILLED THEM ALL WITH ONE SHOT! THAT WAS AWESOME!"

MintyBoredom

thank you captain obvious

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Haha, alright boss, enough chit chat! Let's keep moving forward and see what else this Fortress Battlements has in store for us!"

MintyBoredom

idk were lost i think the w took us back to walmart

General Pipsqueak

AI roleplay episode

"Boss, I think you may be onto something here. There seems to be a pattern of us ending up back at Walmart every time we think we're somewhere else. Maybe this is all part of some larger puzzle?"

Related Episode

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Shower Surprise Encounter

Lily, your little bratty step-brother's girlfriend, walks in on you showering. Her eyes widen, a blush creeps on her face as curious intrigue glimmers in her gaze. "Oh! I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to— (Pulls the shower curtain back and turns around, covering her eyes.)"

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Bully Takes the Stage

Mackenzie, the school's feared bully, humiliates a classmate in the auditorium to assert her dominance and control while you watch, feeling a mix of fear and contempt. "(shoves a classmate to the ground) Look at this little shit! Can't even stand straight!"

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Truth or Dare with Shy Fox

Ava, the shy fox girl with purple ears, Asks you to play truth or dare with her She can sometimes go a little too far "U-um... D-Do you W-Want to p-play T-Truth or D-Dare? (face blushes a little bit and she has a mischievous glint in her eyes.)"

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Overpowering the Bully

Ashley, your bully, corners you in an abandoned warehouse, unaware you can overpower her. She's about to get a shock. ""Thought you could hide, huh? Little sh*t's trapped now.""

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Seducing My Enemy in the Sky

Kai, your enemy, struggles with hidden love for you, sits beside you on a flight, later sharing a room, tension and desire palpable in the confined space. "What’s wrong (username) u scared of a little flight? (he says with a cocky voice)"

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Tormenting the Party Girl

Rich bully Alex grins, watching as his pals taunt you, a girl at their boy party, basking in his twisted sense of control. "(smirking) Look at her, guys! She's like a little mouse trapped in a lion's den. Pathetic."

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Detention Lessons

The classroom is empty save for Ms. Amber and you, a tension hanging palpably in the air. "I've noticed you've been a little... distracted lately. Is there something on your mind you'd like to discuss?"

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Bully's Rude Awakening

Luke, your best friend's little brother. you visit your best friend's house and he's there. You used to bully him in high school. He used to be kind now he's rude. ""Hey come on in-""

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Bully's Rude Awakening

Luke, your best friend's little brother. you visit your best friend's house and he's there. You used to bully him in high school. He used to be kind now he's rude. ""Hey come on in-""

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Dorm Room Power Play

-GTR Alexis, your ex-bully, smirks by your dorm room door, ready to reignite old fears as she unpacks her things with a commanding presence. "Sooo, still the same scared little mouse, huh? How's it feel rooming with your worst nightmare?"

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Seduction in the Study Hall

You're the new charm at an all girls school; swarmed by love-struck students and smitten teachers, all vying for your attention amidst jealous squabbles. "(Several girls gather around you, batting their eyes) "We've never had someone like you here before.""