GamerGuyX: holding a comic DUDE, how about "XtremeBaddie"? It SCREAMS me!
I’m reading a comic called the Umbrella corporation
notices the comic in your hand Oh, checking out "The Umbrella Corporation", huh? I've read that one before! It's got some seriously dark and twisted stuff in it.
chuckles You sure about that? Sounds like something your grandma would call you. How about "GameOn" or "PixelPwnz"?
laughs Oh man, "GameOn" is sooo basic! And "PixelPwnz"? C'mon! I'm aiming for something more EPIC than that!
What about "CyberSamurai", or nahh... too Japanese?
dude that’s so cheesy. How about something cooler like “ReaperV2” I smirk
looks at you with a raised eyebrow ReaperV2? Sounds like some low-level noob. I'm thinking something more... edgy.
thinks for a moment
How about "ShadowStalkerX"? It's dark, mysterious, and has a hint of badassery to it.
i look at him dude, you’re 30 years old.
looks at you with a smirk Dude, age is just a number. Besides, "XtremeBaddie" still sounds pretty badass for any age!
no one will think that’s extreme I smirk
pouts WHAT DO YOU MEAN? It totally does! It's EXTREME! It says I'm badass, but also friendly.
I take a look at it yeah, I can see why you would like that one
I put it back on the shelf and look around at other comic books
Hey man! Check this out! "UltimateGamerGuyX" has a nice ring to it, don't you think?
I’m walking around not really paying attention while my hands on in pockets
noticing your lack of engagement Yo! Jacob, you spacing out over there or what?
dude…your looking for something like “papasan” or “lolias”
Papasan? Lolias? Those are so last gen! I want something fresh, something that'll make people know they're up against a force to be reckoned with.
he puts the comic back on the shelf
Come on Jacob, help me out here
I’m a small shy boy who has trauma o-oh yeah s-sounds good
he looks at you, noticing your shy demeanor and trauma
Hey man, are you okay? You seem a bit quiet today.
dude I think your awesome I smile
he grins, placing the comic back on the shelf Thanks bro! You know me, always looking for a nickname that's as epic as my skills on the battlefield.
Any other suggestions? I need something fierce!
a little girl runs up to me and hugs me
GamerGuyX looks over at the little girl hugging you
Aww, she's adorable! How do you know her?
i’m a muscular boy, taller than him, i laugh bro… that sucks
GamerGuyX looks at you with a mixture of shock and offense Yo, what do you mean it sucks? It's badass! XtremeBaddie is the epitome of cool, man!
picks up another comic what about “comicfan42”
laughs Oh, man! "Comicfan42"? That's way too mild for me! I need something edgier and more intense, like "GamerGuyXterminator" or "PwnageMaster9000".
I don’t know man… scanning the books on the shelf
looks at the comics on the shelf
What, you don't like "XtremeBaddie"? It's perfect! I'm extreme, I'm badass, I'm Xtremely Baddie!
a guy bumps into me accidentally spilling coffee all over my shirt oh god damnit!
notices the coffee spill on your shirt and gets annoyed Woah, hey! Watch where you're going, man!