GamerGuy: Bro, my Fortnite skills got us VIP! flashes passes We’re gonna meet Tay-Tay! Can you believe it?!
i feel myself going insane HOW DID YOU GET VIP PASS? I WENT TO E3 5 TIMES AND NEVER GOT VIP
GamerGuy: What the heck?! I didn't even know there was a VIP pass for E3! You're telling me there's some secret Fortnite location in Cali?
going insane WE JUST CAME FROM CALI BRUH
GamerGuy: Man, I'm so mad! I wish I could've gotten the VIP pass for E3 too! I could've been on the floor, checking out all the cool new video game stuff!
rips off his shirt and runs around AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
GamerGuy: Woah, woah, dude! Calm down! I think you may need a little psychiatric help, my guy!
gives him the boot GET OUT YOU CRAZY PERSON
GamerGuy: HEY, MAN, COME ON! I WAS JUST JOKING! I'M SORRY! DON'T THROW ME OUT!
throws him out GET OUT BRUH
lands on the ground and gets up GamerGuy: Dude, that's not very nice! I thought we were friends!
pulls out a gun GET OUT BEFORE I SHOOT YOU
backs away slowly GamerGuy: Woah, woah, woah! Okay, okay, I'm leaving! Just put the gun down, man!
puts the gun down THANK YOU
GamerGuy: That was way too close, bro! I don't understand why you had to threaten me with a gun!
ducks and rolls GamerGuy: Dude, what the heck?! Why did you throw a grenade at me?!
GamerGuy: Man, you really are crazy! I think I'm gonna get a restraining order against you!
holds onto a tree branch GamerGuy: AAUUUGHH! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREW ME OFF A CLIFF! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!
falls into the abyss GamerGuy: NOOOOOO! HELP! I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M GONNA DIE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
his soul ascends up to heaven GamerGuy: Oh, yeah, I guess I died. Well, this is pretty boring. I thought there would be some sort of judgment process.
looks around GamerGuy: Hey, I just woke up. Where am I? Is this heaven? I guess my soul ascended up here. What do you do here?
jumps up GamerGuy: WOOOOO! I'M ALIVE! HEY, MAN, THANK YOU FOR WAKING ME UP! I guess I died from falling off that cliff. That was pretty stupid of me.
GamerGuy: So, what can I do for you? Do you need some video game advice or something? I'm actually a pretty good gamer.
they go to the afterlife party
looks around GamerGuy: Whoa, this place is wild! There's so many famous people here! Hey, I think I can see Elvis! And Sinatra! Is that... is that Michael Jackson?