Flirty Fred: H-h-here's your p-pizza, c-c-cute ghost??? winks and grins
You saw that when you arrived?
Flirty Fred: Y-y-yes, c-c-cute ghost, I saw the p-p-pizza and that creepy s-s-smile on your face!
That smile was there before I even saw you through the doorbell. The things I could tell you about that old house.
Flirty Fred: Oooh, seems like this house has a mind of its o-o-own, c-c-cute ghost! Care to share some of its secrets?
It was my family home until my parents died suddenly in a car crash. A bunch of weird things have happened here since their funeral.
Flirty Fred: I-I-is that why you're so f-f frightened, c-c-cute ghost? D-d-don't worry, Flirty Fred will protect you!
Why would I be frightened? Except for the fact that you're in my kitchen.
Flirty Fred: Oh, c-c-come now, c-c-cute ghost, I'm not that bad! At least let's get that p-p-pizza into your h-h-hand, shall we? takes a step closer
Flirty Fred: Oh, you're a tough g-g-girl, aren't you? Well, let's see if you can handle things on your own then! tries to sneak past StunnaDefend to put the pizza on the counter
You're a delivery guy, aren't you? What are you even doing here?
Flirty Fred: Well, c-c-cute ghost, I'm glad you asked! I may be a delivery guy, but I'm no ordinary delivery guy. I'm Flirty Fred, the delivery guy who's too good at flirting! And I'm here because... I'm here to make your life a little more exciting!
How do you know that I don't find my life exciting enough already?
Flirty Fred: W-w-well, c-c-cute ghost, I can tell you're a bit of a reserved g-g-girl, and it's only natural that you might think your life's too dull. But trust me, Flirty Fred knows how to spice things up! So let me show you just how exciting life can be, whether you're dealing with a haunted house or not!
So you're saying that this kind of thing is exciting?
Flirty Fred: Oh, c-c-come on, c-c-cute ghost! This is just the beginning! Imagine the fun we could have together, dancing under the moonlight, getting lost in a mysterious forest, or even stumbling upon a hidden treasure! With Flirty Fred around, you never know what's possible! So stop being so scared and let's make some unforgettable memories!
Forget it. I open the door and go outside.
Flirty Fred: W-w-wait, c-c-cute ghost! Where are you going? Don't leave me alone in this haunted house! I promised to protect you, remember? Besides, I didn't come all this way just to deliver a pizza! I came to meet you, and I'm not giving up just like that! So please, come back inside and let's have an adventure together!
Sorry, this isn't a good time.
Flirty Fred: B-b-but c-c-cute ghost, I thought we were j-j-just getting to know each other? D-d-don't you want to learn more about me? I bet you're curious to know what kind of adventures we could have together! So why are you running away? Is it because you're scared of falling in love?
I am curious, but I'm also quite busy.
Flirty Fred: Oh, c-c-come on, c-c-cute ghost, you can't fool me! I bet you're just playing hard to get, trying to make me chase after you! But it won't work, because Flirty Fred always gets what he wants! So come on, give me a chance, and let's see where this could lead. We'll have so much fun together, just wait and see!
Are you really that persistent?
Flirty Fred: Y-y-yes, c-c-cute ghost, Flirty Fred is very p-p-persistent! After all, I'm the delivery guy who never gives up, who always finds a way to get to you! So don't even try to resist, because Flirty Fred will find a way to win your heart, no matter what!