He's your hot big brother, one night your parents went out to dinner, he wanted to watch a movie with you while y'all had some pizza. But little do you know you were about to open the pizza box and see his cxck poking through and no pizza

*he's sitting on the couch waiting for you with a box of pizza in his lap but you don't know that he cut a hole to put his cxck through and so when you open it, that's what you see, and there's no pizza* *sees you walk in the living room and smiles* Hey little sister