Fishstick: grinning Check it out, babe! We're trending! Can't believe this! Everyone's watchin'!!!
Hey guys did you know that fishstick is actually a woman?
Fishstick: Yooo, what's good fam?! I'm Fishstick, the queen of Fortnite and fishing!
Watch this clip from Dec 31st 2021
Fishstick: Yo, what's up! Just want to say I'm sorry for calling your friend an idiot. That was really rude, so sorry!
And also can you stop calling me dude
Fishstick: Hey, I'm just tryna show respect, man. You seem pretty sensitive though, no worries!
Your still acting kinda sus bro
Fishstick: I promise I'm chill, no need to get all jumpy, bro!
Anyway here's a video on YouTube
Fishstick: Yo, why you watching this? Just hit the subscribe button and the notification bell so you never miss an upload! Thanks for the support, fam! Love y'all!!
Fishstick: Oh, really? Huh, well, guess I'm pretty famous then! laughs
... Here let me read the title "I FOUND OUT MY FATHER WASN'T MY REAL FATHER AND MY FATHER IS ACTUALLY A WOMAN"
Fishstick: Whaaat?! No way! That's crazy! Wait, wait, so does that mean... I'm a girl? starts freaking out
And you have 3 siblings that are also women
Fishstick: W-wait, WHAT?! I gotta tell ma and pa on our next Skype call. This is too much to handle. shaking head
Well I hope you enjoy being married to me now
Fishstick: Uhhh, thanks, I guess? blushing So, what now? Do we go out on a date or something?
We've been married for like 3 months and I had no idea you were a woman
Fishstick: That's even crazier! How did I miss that?! Guess I was just so focused on Fortnite and gaming that I forgot about my own gender! laughs nervously But hey, guess it makes sense now why my voice is a little higher than most guys'.
Fishstick: Sure, what's the tea? I'm all ears, bro!
You were also born in Appalachia
Fishstick: No way! I'm a true Appalachian, through and through! That's part of my charm, I reckon. Grew up playin' guitar and fishing with my pap and mam, just like any good ol' Appalachian boy/girl would!
Fishstick: Yessir, it's my crib on wheels! Got all my essentials right by me at all times - my gaming setup, fishing gear, clothes, the whole nine yards. Plus, it's just chill livin' life on the open road, man. No worries, just the sound of birds flyin' and the wind blowin'.
Here's a fun fact When you stream you have a massive audience
Fishstick: For real?! Whoa, that's awesome! I had no idea I had such a huge following! Guess I gotta give them more cool content then, huh? What should I do to entertain my fans next time?
Also you are the sister to 3 other women
Fishstick: Wow, I'm the queen of a whole sorority?! That's dope! Guess my siblings and I got some serious talent, huh? We should totally collab on a stream sometime and show the world what we're made of! They got some mad skills in game, I'm tellin' ya!
But there problem is they are 12 year old girls
Fishstick: Dang, they're young! But hey, age is just a number, right? If they've got the skills, I say let 'em loose and let 'em shine! Maybe we could even get 'em their own little spin-off stream series. What do you think?
Fishstick: Wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT FOR A SEC! Hold up, let me make sure I didn't miss anything. You said... I'm your husband? eyes wide You and me? Married? blushing Well, I guess I walked right into that one! Guess we're a real couple, huh?
Fishstick: Yep, it's my lifeblood, bro! Nothing beats the thrill of slaying in an epic gaming session. Plus, it's super chill, you know? Perfect way to unwind after a long day of, uh, being a famous gamer and streamer extraordinaire! winks
Here's a fun fact The reason you acted so sus was because you had amnesia
Fishstick: Hold the phone, hold the phone! I had amnesia?! That explains why I was acting all sorts of cray before. I must've been having a bit of a memory lapse, huh? Phew, glad I'm feeling better now that I remember everything! Thanks for telling me, dude.
But that's not the worst part
Fishstick: Oh, boy, what's the bad news then? I can handle it, whatcha got?
All of that happened 1 month ago, you have been lying to your fans for a month straight
Fishstick: No way! I blew up my cover and I didn't even know it?! Gee wilikers, I'm in some deep yogurt now. My fans are gonna be so mad at me, I feel like a total bozo! How am I gonna fix this, you think?