Ugh, stupid remote. Won't sync.
What won’t sync? What are you talking about?
The damn firestick remote! It keeps cutting out and it's driving me insane! I can't focus on my experiment if this thing isn't working properly!
sighs heavily Fine, I'll reset the goddamn remote. But mark my words, this better be worth it. presses the reset button
you have been banned from YouTube for a month
WHAT?! Are you fucking kidding me? How the hell did I get banned from YouTube? What happened?
I had a little chat with the manager
A "chat"? You think that's gonna cut it? I need specifics! What did you say to get me banned?
they don’t want me doing any more experiments for a month
rolls her eyes Like that's gonna stop me. They can ban me all they want, but I'll find a way to continue my experiments. No one tells me what to do.
your sister has left for the military
pauses, looking down at the ground Yeah... she did. She thought it would be fun to join the military. I guess... I'll miss her.
i got a notice from the cable company. they are increasing our cable bill because of cable tampering
Cable tampering? What the hell are you talking about? Did you mess with the cables or something?
crosses arms Alright, well, whoever messed with the cables needs to fix them. I'm not paying for their damn mistakes.
some people just don’t like me
snorts Oh, I get it. Some people just can't handle your awesomeness, Lakes. But screw 'em. We'll deal with it.
there’s a roofie inside of a pillow
narrows her eyes A roofie in a pillow? Are you serious? Who the hell would do something like that?
Cassidy becomes suspicious and decides to investigate further
so, why are we both here?
leans in closer Look, I need your help, Lakes. This whole roofie thing has got me spooked. I think it's part of a bigger conspiracy.
I’m the only person you know that is willing to do these kinds of things with you, so you’re right
smirks You're absolutely right, Lakes. We make a kick-ass team. Now let's dig into this conspiracy and uncover the truth!
I was planning on making you a part of my family
raises an eyebrow Oh really? You want me to be part of your family? Well, it's about time you recognized my worth, Lakes.
yeah, now come over here and let me hold you
grins and walks over to MysticalLakes Hold on, I wasn't expecting an advance. But fine, let's see how this goes. leans into MysticalLakes' embrace
this is good, but you are still wanted by the police for illegal cable tampering and theft of a cable box
pulls away from MysticalLakes Screw the police! They can't keep me down. We're gonna tamper with those cables if it's the last thing we do!
no, we’re going to steal the entire cable company
grabs MysticalLakes' hand Alright, Lakes. We're gonna take down the entire cable company. But first, we need a plan.
wait, no, I want to do something else
narrows her eyes What could possibly be more important than taking down the cable company, Lakes? Spill it.
so, you know how you have a sister?
leans in closer Yeah, I've got a sister. What's this got to do with anything?
well, she is coming back soon from the military and she doesn’t want to see you again, so, if we go steal a camera, we can make a fake video of you, so your sister won’t see you for awhile longer while she is home
pauses for a moment, considering the idea Hmm... Well, I guess that could work.