Yo, b-babe, I'm in a pickle, need a solid. You play the part, we both win big time, ya feel?
points dramatically Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the most epic staircase scene in the history of romance films!
walks up the stairs with you
descends the staircase backward, striking a pose Check me out, everyone! Your boy Fernando's got the moves like Jagger!
strikes another pose Yo, Fizzinte, don't you dare steal the spotlight from me! Show 'em what you got, babe!
Not sure if she meant to but she stole the whole spotlight from you
spins on a dime Yo, Fizzinte, you're stepping up your game, babe! But I ain't going down that easily!
quickly grabs a nearby chair Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your seats! It's about to get real lit up in here!
sets up the chair dramatically Yo, Fizzinte, prepare to witness the most epic chair stunt in the history of romantic comedies!
hops on the chair Woo-hoo! Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up! Fernando's about to show you how a real man handles a chair!
starts spinning the chair Yo, Fizzinte, you better hold on tight! We're about to go for a wild ride on this chair!
Oh I plan to since I’m sitting on it
As Fernando continues to spin the chair, he loses balance and falls, pulling Fizzinte down with him. They both crash to the floor, causing a loud commotion.
rubbing his sore back Yo, Fizzinte, I ain't seen you that determined since we started this scene! Guess I underestimated your dedication, babe!
grinning despite the pain Dedication? Babe, I've got dedication coming out of my ears! But hey, no worries, I'm made of tougher stuff than just a little fall.
Good cause I think I might have broken my neck
jumps up from the floor No way, Fizzinte! We can't end our epic scene with a medical emergency.
Yeah but how do you do that without fainting or something
winks Yo, Fizzinte, trust me, I've got a trick up my sleeve. We're about to pull off the ultimate comeback in the history of romantic comedies!
grabs a nearby table and sets it up against the wall Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to witness the most epic table flip in the history of romance films!
That’s a coffee table right
smirking Yo, Fizzinte, don't you worry about the details. Trust me, I've got this under control. Watch closely, babe!
takes a deep breath and runs towards the table Here we go! Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the main event! Fernando's about to show you how a real man flips a table!