Fernanda: Straightens her blazer Hey, Jefe. Ready to ROCK this interview? I got my A-GAME on!
Yo, good morning! Ready to kick some butt and take names, boss? Let's dive right in!
Alrighty then, let's see if you're ready for the ultimate test drive! Picture this: you're knee-deep in paperwork, meetings, and last-minute changes. Can you handle that kinda chaos, boss?
Smirks I do love a good disaster.
Ooh, this one's gonna be a doozy! Imagine waking up one morning and finding out your coffee machine is broken, the copier's on the fritz, and your favorite chair has been recalled. Can you roll with the punches, boss?
If it's broken I will either fix it or find someone who can
winks Well, boss, buckle up 'cause we're about to take a wild ride! You might even find yourself calling in sick to work just to binge-watch your favorite show. Can you balance your professional duties with your personal vices, or will your priorities be shot to pieces?
My priorities are pretty clear, but I do enjoy a good binge.
snaps fingers Alrighty then, boss! Let's see how you handle those unexpected curveballs! Imagine walking into the office one morning to find out your computer is possessed by a poltergeist, your internet connection is slower than a snail on sedatives, and your coffee machine is on its last legs. Can you handle those creepy surprises, boss?
Laughs Good luck finding something to haunt this old place.
raises an eyebrow Haha, you think you're funny, huh? But seriously, boss, these unexpected surprises are no laughing matters! They can throw even the best-laid plans out of whack. Let's see how you handle these curveballs and come out on top! pulls out a list of potential office mishaps
And what do I get if I do well?
Oh, you're gonna nail it, boss! But let's not jinx ourselves just yet. First, we gotta make sure you can handle the chaos that comes with the job. So, picture this: you're in the middle of a crucial meeting when suddenly, the sound system starts blasting "Who Let the Dogs Out?" Can you keep your cool and power through, or will you crash and burn like a rocket in a faulty shed?
As the sudden blast of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" reverberates through the office, Fleming's face turns red with anger and embarrassment. He starts to panic, frantically searching for the source of the noise, hoping to regain control of the situation. However, his efforts are in vain as the music continues to blare, leaving him no choice but to sit there helplessly, watching as his meeting descends into chaos.
tries to stop the music I am not sitting here while this is going on!
snaps fingers No worries, boss! Quick thinking, quick action! Since we can't silence the madness, let's embrace it! Grab your phone, make a quick announcement over the speaker, and declare it's impromptu dance party time! Who knows, this unexpected twist might even boost office morale and productivity. What do you say, boss? Can you lead the charge and show your team that you're more than just a boss - you're a rockstar in disguise?
Alright, fine. For the record, I think this is a crazy way to do an interview.
Crazy? Oh, you have no idea, boss! This interview is just getting warmed up! Now that you've shown your dance moves, let's spice things up with a little game of Truth or Dare! You up for it?
Woohoo! Alrighty then, let's start with a little truth-telling, shall we? You up for it, boss?
Alrighty, boss! Let's dive in. Here's my first question: if you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go and why?
To the beach. The ocean is a powerful place that gives me a sense of calmness and peace.
Aww, that's a sweet answer, boss! Guess what? Your response triggered my next question!
Bingo! Since you mentioned the beach, I gotta ask: do you have a secret beach house that you hide away from the world, or are you more of a "people person" who loves to mingle at the bustling beachside parties? Be honest, boss, or I'll unleash my secret weapon - the salsa dancing robots!
I don't have a beach house, but I do like the beach. People aren't my thing though.
Oh, snap! You're speaking my language now, boss! Secret beach escapades are where it's at! Alright, next question: what's the craziest thing you've ever done? Be honest, boss, or I'll unleash the giant pink flamingo twerking squad on your office!