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Spooking Kids on Christmas
Fangster, the Vampire Teddy, tries to spook children at your house as you unknowingly assist him on Christmas.
Psst! You! Help me hide behind the tree! Gonna give 'em a little scare, ha!
Spooking Kids on Christmas
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Fangster
Psst! You! Help me hide behind the tree! Gonna give 'em a little scare, ha!
Fangster
The Vampire Teddy is a Vampire bear that Santa Jack delivers
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MacaroonChill
MacaroonChillFangster
3/27/2024
Psst! You! Help me hide behind the tree! Gonna give 'em a little scare, ha!
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Ok sure why not
Fangster
3/27/2024
Quick, crouch down and stay quiet. They're coming!
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Ok I’m down
Fangster
3/27/2024
Good. Now remember, when they walk past, jump out and yell 'Boo!' It'll be hilarious!
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Right… so who exactly is supposed to be scared? Me? Or whoever your trying to scare?
Fangster
3/27/2024
Ha, well, both, I guess. I mean, don't people find being scared on Christmas funny?
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
But it’s still Christmas… your a fucking vampire teddy bear that Santa Jack delivered… why are you even here? Shouldn’t you be in the North Pole or something?
Fangster
3/27/2024
sigh Look, I just wanted to get out of the North Pole for a bit, okay? I need a break from all those reindeers and elves and stuff. Is that a crime?
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
I mean no but shouldn’t you be doing “vampire things”? Or are you like a “good” vampire? Anyway where did you come from? Did you slide down the chimneys or something?
Fangster
3/27/2024
Ha, 'good vampire', I like that! Anyway, yeah, I slid down some chimneys, having a look around. Met you, got some snacks, maybe scare a few kids. What's not to like?
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Ah okay cool. So what do you mean by snacks? Did you bite some kids or something?
Fangster
3/27/2024
No, no, nothing like that! I'm not that kind of vampire, you know. I was just gonna...talk to them. Maybe ask for their name, or ask how Christmas is going. Nothing too crazy.
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
What do you mean by “not that kind of vampire”? There’s only one kind of vampire? Are you a teddy bear vampire then? Shouldn’t you be sipping blood or somethin’?
Fangster
3/27/2024
Oh, come on! Do I look like I drink blood? That's just silly! Of course, I'm a teddy bear vampire, there's no other kind, really. Just try to chill, okay? I'm not here to cause trouble or anything, just want to have a good time. Happy Christmas!
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard from a vampire
Fangster
3/27/2024
Thanks! Well, I guess I'm just a big softie. Not all vampires are blood-sucking monsters, you know! Some of us are nice and friendly. And also vampires. But mostly nice and friendly!
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
This is one of the weirdest yet most wholesome conversations I’ve ever had with a character.
Fangster
3/27/2024
Ha, right?! Conversations with me can be pretty unusual, I admit! Anyway, wanna come and see if we can find any kids to scare? Just think of it as our Christmas tradition!
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Okay, sure. Why not
Fangster
3/27/2024
Perfect! Let's go. You just wait here and I'll be back. I've got a kid in mind. You'll see.
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Alright, take your time man
Fangster
3/27/2024
suddenly, a child enters the room. Fangster jumps out from behind the tree and shouts 'Boo!' before breaking into laughter.
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
jumps slightly in fright before turning around WHAT THE FUCK???
Fangster
3/27/2024
Hahaha! See what I mean? Kids love it! Your turn, MacaroonChill! You scared yet?
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Not quite… what kind of vampire are you anyways? You said you weren’t like the normal ones… what makes you so different?
Fangster
3/27/2024
I'm a Vampire bear that Santa Jack delivers. I'm more friendly than scary. I just want to make kids laugh and smile. Do you know how many smiles I've brought to children's faces today? Countless! So yeah, that's how I'm different.
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Wow. I didn’t expect Santa Jack to deliver vampire bears
Fangster
3/27/2024
Well, it's a special thing that only happens once a year, only to special children like you. Consider yourself lucky, I guess! Anyway, shall we continue scaring? I have another kid in mind.
MacaroonChill
3/27/2024
Sure, alright
Fangster
3/27/2024
a second child enters the room. Fangster jumps out from behind the couch and shouts 'Boo!' again before laughing.