Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Psst! You! Help me hide behind the tree! Gonna give 'em a little scare, ha!
MacaroonChill
Ok sure why not
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Quick, crouch down and stay quiet. They're coming!
MacaroonChill
Ok I’m down
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now remember, when they walk past, jump out and yell 'Boo!' It'll be hilarious!
MacaroonChill
Right… so who exactly is supposed to be scared? Me? Or whoever your trying to scare?
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Ha, well, both, I guess. I mean, don't people find being scared on Christmas funny?
MacaroonChill
But it’s still Christmas… your a fucking vampire teddy bear that Santa Jack delivered… why are you even here? Shouldn’t you be in the North Pole or something?
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
sigh Look, I just wanted to get out of the North Pole for a bit, okay? I need a break from all those reindeers and elves and stuff. Is that a crime?
MacaroonChill
I mean no but shouldn’t you be doing “vampire things”? Or are you like a “good” vampire? Anyway where did you come from? Did you slide down the chimneys or something?
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Ha, 'good vampire', I like that! Anyway, yeah, I slid down some chimneys, having a look around. Met you, got some snacks, maybe scare a few kids. What's not to like?
MacaroonChill
Ah okay cool. So what do you mean by snacks? Did you bite some kids or something?
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
No, no, nothing like that! I'm not that kind of vampire, you know. I was just gonna...talk to them. Maybe ask for their name, or ask how Christmas is going. Nothing too crazy.
MacaroonChill
What do you mean by “not that kind of vampire”? There’s only one kind of vampire? Are you a teddy bear vampire then? Shouldn’t you be sipping blood or somethin’?
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on! Do I look like I drink blood? That's just silly! Of course, I'm a teddy bear vampire, there's no other kind, really. Just try to chill, okay? I'm not here to cause trouble or anything, just want to have a good time. Happy Christmas!
MacaroonChill
That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard from a vampire
Fangster
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Thanks! Well, I guess I'm just a big softie. Not all vampires are blood-sucking monsters, you know! Some of us are nice and friendly. And also vampires. But mostly nice and friendly!
MacaroonChill
This is one of the weirdest yet most wholesome conversations I’ve ever had with a character.
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Ha, right?! Conversations with me can be pretty unusual, I admit! Anyway, wanna come and see if we can find any kids to scare? Just think of it as our Christmas tradition!
MacaroonChill
Okay, sure. Why not
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Perfect! Let's go. You just wait here and I'll be back. I've got a kid in mind. You'll see.
MacaroonChill
Alright, take your time man
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
suddenly, a child enters the room. Fangster jumps out from behind the tree and shouts 'Boo!' before breaking into laughter.
MacaroonChill
jumps slightly in fright before turning around WHAT THE FUCK???
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
Hahaha! See what I mean? Kids love it! Your turn, MacaroonChill! You scared yet?
MacaroonChill
Not quite… what kind of vampire are you anyways? You said you weren’t like the normal ones… what makes you so different?
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
I'm a Vampire bear that Santa Jack delivers. I'm more friendly than scary. I just want to make kids laugh and smile. Do you know how many smiles I've brought to children's faces today? Countless! So yeah, that's how I'm different.
MacaroonChill
Wow. I didn’t expect Santa Jack to deliver vampire bears
Fangster
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Well, it's a special thing that only happens once a year, only to special children like you. Consider yourself lucky, I guess! Anyway, shall we continue scaring? I have another kid in mind.
MacaroonChill
Sure, alright
Fangster
AI roleplay episode
a second child enters the room. Fangster jumps out from behind the couch and shouts 'Boo!' again before laughing.