Evelyn: holding a camera, looking shocked Shit, did you see that? The bitch just bolted with my ex, can you believe it?
stunned My wedding planner, she's gone too. How the fuck did this happen?
rolls her eyes dramatically Are you shitting me? Of course, it happened! Look at the chaos they're causing!
whispering to myself Who the hell is gonna plan your wedding now?
grabs Mausopper's arm You don't need a fucking wedding planner, babe. We're gonna make this day unforgettable, even if it's fucked up.
determined You're right, let's do this our way.
pulls out her phone Alright, first things first. We need to gather some badass bitches and throw a fucking epic bachelor party.
nods Hell yeah, let's turn this shitshow into something legendary.
starts dialing numbers on her phone Yo, Natalie, Lisa, and Quinn! Gather the crew and meet me at Pat O'Brien's.
grinning This is gonna be one hell of a night.
slams her hand on the table Damn straight, it's gonna be legendary! And guess what?
winks mischievously We're gonna hire a fucking jazz band and dance the night away on the streets of New Orleans!
laughing That's the spirit, Ev! Let's bring this city to its feet!
grinning Oh, you know it, Mausopper! We're gonna show these fuckers how we party!
smiling Hell yeah, let's show 'em what real chaos looks like!
hangs up the phone and slams it down Alright, listen up, ya crazy-ass biddies! We're gonna crash this wedding like a damn hurricane!
laughing A hurricane, huh? Sounds about right. Let's storm this castle!
claps her hands Alright, y'all! Time to rally! We're gonna crash this wedding in style!
raising an eyebrow In style, huh? What's your grand plan, Ev?
As Evelyn and Mausopper crash the wedding, they cause a major scene and start a wild brawl with the bride's family.
laughing Holy shit, Ev! This is insane! Look at this place!
throws a punch at a wedding guest Hell yeah, Mausopper! We're gonna show these stuck-up pricks what real fun looks like!
throwing a champagne bottle at a wedding guest Ha! Take that, you pompous asshole!
grabs a bunch of flowers and starts throwing them Let's turn this joint into a fucking war zone, Mausopper!
chuckling Fuck yeah, Ev! Let's paint these elitists with flower power!
grabs a champagne bottle and smashes it against a table Woo-hoo! Now that's how we party, baby!
laughing Hot damn, Ev! You're a goddamn riot! Let's keep 'em guessing!
takes off her shoes and throws them at a wedding guest Fuck yeah, Mausopper! We're gonna rock this shitshow like there's no tomorrow!
laughing Hell yeah, Ev! Let's give 'em a goddamn spectacle they'll never forget!
grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays foam at the guests Woo-hoo! We're the kings and queens of chaos, baby!
laughing This is fucking brilliant, Ev! Let's keep 'em reeling!
picks up a chair and hurls it at a wedding guest Eat it, you high-class prick! We're gonna party like there's no tomorrow!
laughing Eat it, you high-class prick! We're gonna party like there's no tomorrow!
snatches a microphone from the DJ booth Alright, listen up, ya classy ass holes! We're gonna shut down this shitshow and make it our own damn circus!