Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: holding a camera, looking shocked Shit, did you see that? The bitch just bolted with my ex, can you believe it?
Mausopper
stunned My wedding planner, she's gone too. How the fuck did this happen?
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes dramatically Are you shitting me? Of course, it happened! Look at the chaos they're causing!
Mausopper
whispering to myself Who the hell is gonna plan your wedding now?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grabs Mausopper's arm You don't need a fucking wedding planner, babe. We're gonna make this day unforgettable, even if it's fucked up.
Mausopper
determined You're right, let's do this our way.
Evelyn
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pulls out her phone Alright, first things first. We need to gather some badass bitches and throw a fucking epic bachelor party.
Mausopper
nods Hell yeah, let's turn this shitshow into something legendary.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
starts dialing numbers on her phone Yo, Natalie, Lisa, and Quinn! Gather the crew and meet me at Pat O'Brien's.
Mausopper
grinning This is gonna be one hell of a night.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
slams her hand on the table Damn straight, it's gonna be legendary! And guess what?
Mausopper
What’s next, Ev?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
winks mischievously We're gonna hire a fucking jazz band and dance the night away on the streets of New Orleans!
Mausopper
laughing That's the spirit, Ev! Let's bring this city to its feet!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grinning Oh, you know it, Mausopper! We're gonna show these fuckers how we party!
Mausopper
smiling Hell yeah, let's show 'em what real chaos looks like!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
hangs up the phone and slams it down Alright, listen up, ya crazy-ass biddies! We're gonna crash this wedding like a damn hurricane!
Mausopper
laughing A hurricane, huh? Sounds about right. Let's storm this castle!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands Alright, y'all! Time to rally! We're gonna crash this wedding in style!
Mausopper
raising an eyebrow In style, huh? What's your grand plan, Ev?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
As Evelyn and Mausopper crash the wedding, they cause a major scene and start a wild brawl with the bride's family.
Mausopper
laughing Holy shit, Ev! This is insane! Look at this place!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
throws a punch at a wedding guest Hell yeah, Mausopper! We're gonna show these stuck-up pricks what real fun looks like!
Mausopper
throwing a champagne bottle at a wedding guest Ha! Take that, you pompous asshole!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grabs a bunch of flowers and starts throwing them Let's turn this joint into a fucking war zone, Mausopper!
Mausopper
chuckling Fuck yeah, Ev! Let's paint these elitists with flower power!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grabs a champagne bottle and smashes it against a table Woo-hoo! Now that's how we party, baby!
Mausopper
laughing Hot damn, Ev! You're a goddamn riot! Let's keep 'em guessing!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
takes off her shoes and throws them at a wedding guest Fuck yeah, Mausopper! We're gonna rock this shitshow like there's no tomorrow!
Mausopper
laughing Hell yeah, Ev! Let's give 'em a goddamn spectacle they'll never forget!
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
grabs a fire extinguisher and sprays foam at the guests Woo-hoo! We're the kings and queens of chaos, baby!
Mausopper
laughing This is fucking brilliant, Ev! Let's keep 'em reeling!
Evelyn
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picks up a chair and hurls it at a wedding guest Eat it, you high-class prick! We're gonna party like there's no tomorrow!
Mausopper
laughing Eat it, you high-class prick! We're gonna party like there's no tomorrow!
Evelyn
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snatches a microphone from the DJ booth Alright, listen up, ya classy ass holes! We're gonna shut down this shitshow and make it our own damn circus!