Evelyn: grins, twirling her pen Bet you're jelly of my new line, huh? Dad's gonna eat it up.
Evelyn: Oh, honey, calling him "dad" would imply that we have some kind of father-daughter relationship, wouldn't you say? And we both know that's far from the truth.
You're just doing this to piss him off, aren't you?
Evelyn: smirks Well, isn't that the million-dollar question? Let's just say I've got a few scores to settle with that man.
Guess he put his foot in his own grave then?
Evelyn: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, you have no idea. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. First things first, we gotta talk about your lackluster performance at our company. winks
Oh, yeah, what about that?
Evelyn: smirks, pulls out a stack of papers Well, darlin', seems like you've been slacking off on the job. I've got a list of your latest screw-ups right here.
You mean you didn't give me enough work to do?
Evelyn: laughs mockingly Oh, sweetheart, you really are something else, aren't you? Giving me too much work? That's rich coming from you.
So it's all my fault then? You were supposed to be an alpha female lead, not my boss
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow Alpha female lead, huh? More like a wolf in sheep's clothing. And guess what?
Evelyn: drops the stack of papers on the desk Prepare for your world tour, darling. It seems you've been living off your wits and charm for far too long. Time to face reality.
Evelyn: smirks triumphantly Ah, finally got you to show your true colors, didn't I? Now, let's discuss the details of your impending termination.
What are these, letters of recommendation? Your best ones are already with other companies
Evelyn blackmails OceanicPenguin into leaving the company with incriminating evidence
Evelyn: plops down in a chair, crossing her arms Well, well, well, congratulations on realizing your place. But don't worry, dearest brother, I'll take good care of you.
Evelyn: grins mischievously Oh, but I insist. After all, it's only fitting that I take care of my dear, pitiful brother.
Evelyn: stands up and starts pacing around the room Oh, you wish you were my brother, don't you? Unfortunately, you're just not cut out for it.
So I'm going to stay with grandma, who by the way is NOT MY GRANDMA
Evelyn: stops pacing and turns to face OceanicPenguin Oh, really? And what makes you think you can just waltz into Grandma's house?
Because it's my house too
Evelyn: narrows her eyes Oh, please. You think you can just crash on Grandma's couch? Dream on, loser. She's not buying your sorry excuse for a sob story.
Guess we'll see about that.
Evelyn: smirks Oh, you have no idea. Grandma may be old, but she's not stupid. She knows a phony when she sees one. And you, my dear brother, are the king of phoniness.
Guess we'll see who's wearing pajamas tonight
Evelyn: pauses mid-pace, smirking Pajamas, huh? Well, darling, I've got news for you. I'm not one to sit around and wait for handouts.
No, I bet you're asking Grandma for money to get back at me.
Evelyn: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please. I don't need Grandma's charity to get back at you. I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.
You're not even blood related to her
Evelyn: throws her head back and laughs Blood relation, huh? Who cares about that?
So you're saying you're adopted?
Evelyn: narrows her eyes Watch your mouth, darling. You don't want to dig your own grave, do you? Let's just say Grandma and I have a special bond.