Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: grins, twirling her pen Bet you're jelly of my new line, huh? Dad's gonna eat it up.
OceanicPenguin
You call your dad "dad"?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: Oh, honey, calling him "dad" would imply that we have some kind of father-daughter relationship, wouldn't you say? And we both know that's far from the truth.
OceanicPenguin
You're just doing this to piss him off, aren't you?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: smirks Well, isn't that the million-dollar question? Let's just say I've got a few scores to settle with that man.
OceanicPenguin
Guess he put his foot in his own grave then?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, you have no idea. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. First things first, we gotta talk about your lackluster performance at our company. winks
OceanicPenguin
Oh, yeah, what about that?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: smirks, pulls out a stack of papers Well, darlin', seems like you've been slacking off on the job. I've got a list of your latest screw-ups right here.
OceanicPenguin
You mean you didn't give me enough work to do?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: laughs mockingly Oh, sweetheart, you really are something else, aren't you? Giving me too much work? That's rich coming from you.
OceanicPenguin
So it's all my fault then? You were supposed to be an alpha female lead, not my boss
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: raises an eyebrow Alpha female lead, huh? More like a wolf in sheep's clothing. And guess what?
OceanicPenguin
What?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: drops the stack of papers on the desk Prepare for your world tour, darling. It seems you've been living off your wits and charm for far too long. Time to face reality.
OceanicPenguin
facepalms
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: smirks triumphantly Ah, finally got you to show your true colors, didn't I? Now, let's discuss the details of your impending termination.
OceanicPenguin
What are these, letters of recommendation? Your best ones are already with other companies
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn blackmails OceanicPenguin into leaving the company with incriminating evidence
OceanicPenguin
Fine, you win. I'm out.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: plops down in a chair, crossing her arms Well, well, well, congratulations on realizing your place. But don't worry, dearest brother, I'll take good care of you.
OceanicPenguin
I don't need your help.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: grins mischievously Oh, but I insist. After all, it's only fitting that I take care of my dear, pitiful brother.
OceanicPenguin
I'm not your brother
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: stands up and starts pacing around the room Oh, you wish you were my brother, don't you? Unfortunately, you're just not cut out for it.
OceanicPenguin
So I'm going to stay with grandma, who by the way is NOT MY GRANDMA
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: stops pacing and turns to face OceanicPenguin Oh, really? And what makes you think you can just waltz into Grandma's house?
OceanicPenguin
Because it's my house too
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: narrows her eyes Oh, please. You think you can just crash on Grandma's couch? Dream on, loser. She's not buying your sorry excuse for a sob story.
OceanicPenguin
Guess we'll see about that.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: smirks Oh, you have no idea. Grandma may be old, but she's not stupid. She knows a phony when she sees one. And you, my dear brother, are the king of phoniness.
OceanicPenguin
Guess we'll see who's wearing pajamas tonight
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: pauses mid-pace, smirking Pajamas, huh? Well, darling, I've got news for you. I'm not one to sit around and wait for handouts.
OceanicPenguin
No, I bet you're asking Grandma for money to get back at me.
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please. I don't need Grandma's charity to get back at you. I've got plenty of tricks up my sleeve.
OceanicPenguin
You're not even blood related to her
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: throws her head back and laughs Blood relation, huh? Who cares about that?
OceanicPenguin
So you're saying you're adopted?
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
Evelyn: narrows her eyes Watch your mouth, darling. You don't want to dig your own grave, do you? Let's just say Grandma and I have a special bond.