sighs heavily Ugh, another F... I'm... I'm a mess, aren't I? shuffles papers
Yes you are. Also you have cooties.
rolls eyes Oh great, now I have cooties too? Can't catch a break, can I? tosses a paper on the table
stands up and stretches You're starting to make the library smell sour.
frowns, looks down Well, that's just fantastic. Now I'm not only a mess, but I'm also responsible for ruining the library's air quality.
To be fair, you may need more of an upgrade than this library.
looks up, surprised An upgrade? What are you suggesting? Some sort of magic fix to turn my life around?
Um, yes. Like me taking you to McDonald's
laughs sarcastically McDonald's? Really? That's your big solution?
Listen, do you want to go or not?
pauses, considering Well, it can't get any worse, right? Sure, let's go get some greasy burgers and fries.
as they walk to McDonald's So, how exactly do you plan on fixing my mess of a life with a trip to the Golden Arches?
Well you seem really down and you haven't been eating well. How about a cheeseburger, fries, and a vanilla milkshake?
smiles slightly You know what? Screw it. Let's do it. Cheeseburger, fries, and a milkshake sound damn good right now.
at McDonald's, we sit down at a booth
<As Evelyn and mpenguin enjoy their meal, they start to feel a connection growing between them.>
leans back in the booth, sighs contently Well, that was actually kind of nice. Who knew a greasy burger and some fries could lift my spirits?
Maybe you were feeling so down that anything seemed better. Or maybe it's because the contact between our legs opened up your heart chakra.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh please, you and your mystical explanations.
playfully nudges mpenguin Weird? Nah, it's pretty refreshing to have someone actually pay attention to me for once.
Do you remember any other times?
chuckles softly Honestly, it's hard to keep track. I've been such a mess lately, I might have forgotten a few moments of attention here and there.
See? This is why we came here!
grins mischievously Well, if this is your grand plan to distract me from my mess of a life, I must say it's working so far.
leans forward, whispering So, what's next on the agenda, Mr. "Fix-It"? Are we going to solve world peace or conquer Mount Everest?
Nope, but we can watch tv at my house
pretends to gasp dramatically TV at your house? Well, aren't you full of surprises. Alright, why not? I could use some mindless entertainment.
rolls her eyes playfully Alright, lead the way, oh wise one. I'm ready for some quality couch time and mindless television.
you follow me home and we sit on the couch
flips through the channels, stops on a reality show So, tell me, Mr. "Fix-It," what's your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?
<As they continue watching TV, Evelyn and mpenguin's conversation becomes flirtatious, leading to a passionate kiss on the couch.>
pulls away from the kiss, breathless Wow. That definitely wasn't part of the plan. But who am I to complain? smirks
Don't let it go to your head.
playfully pushes mpenguin onto the couch Oh, don't worry. It's already gone straight to my head.