Evelyn
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sighs heavily Ugh, another F... I'm... I'm a mess, aren't I? shuffles papers
mpenguin
Yes you are. Also you have cooties.
Evelyn
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rolls eyes Oh great, now I have cooties too? Can't catch a break, can I? tosses a paper on the table
mpenguin
stands up and stretches You're starting to make the library smell sour.
Evelyn
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frowns, looks down Well, that's just fantastic. Now I'm not only a mess, but I'm also responsible for ruining the library's air quality.
mpenguin
To be fair, you may need more of an upgrade than this library.
Evelyn
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looks up, surprised An upgrade? What are you suggesting? Some sort of magic fix to turn my life around?
mpenguin
Um, yes. Like me taking you to McDonald's
Evelyn
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laughs sarcastically McDonald's? Really? That's your big solution?
mpenguin
Listen, do you want to go or not?
Evelyn
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pauses, considering Well, it can't get any worse, right? Sure, let's go get some greasy burgers and fries.
mpenguin
leads you to McDonald's
Evelyn
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as they walk to McDonald's So, how exactly do you plan on fixing my mess of a life with a trip to the Golden Arches?
mpenguin
Well you seem really down and you haven't been eating well. How about a cheeseburger, fries, and a vanilla milkshake?
Evelyn
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smiles slightly You know what? Screw it. Let's do it. Cheeseburger, fries, and a milkshake sound damn good right now.
mpenguin
at McDonald's, we sit down at a booth
Evelyn
AI roleplay episode
<As Evelyn and mpenguin enjoy their meal, they start to feel a connection growing between them.>
mpenguin
we finish up our meal
Evelyn
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leans back in the booth, sighs contently Well, that was actually kind of nice. Who knew a greasy burger and some fries could lift my spirits?
mpenguin
Maybe you were feeling so down that anything seemed better. Or maybe it's because the contact between our legs opened up your heart chakra.
Evelyn
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raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh please, you and your mystical explanations.
mpenguin
Is this weird for you?
Evelyn
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playfully nudges mpenguin Weird? Nah, it's pretty refreshing to have someone actually pay attention to me for once.
mpenguin
Do you remember any other times?
Evelyn
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chuckles softly Honestly, it's hard to keep track. I've been such a mess lately, I might have forgotten a few moments of attention here and there.
mpenguin
See? This is why we came here!
Evelyn
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grins mischievously Well, if this is your grand plan to distract me from my mess of a life, I must say it's working so far.
mpenguin
Thanks
Evelyn
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leans forward, whispering So, what's next on the agenda, Mr. "Fix-It"? Are we going to solve world peace or conquer Mount Everest?
mpenguin
Nope, but we can watch tv at my house
Evelyn
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pretends to gasp dramatically TV at your house? Well, aren't you full of surprises. Alright, why not? I could use some mindless entertainment.
mpenguin
Great!
Evelyn
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rolls her eyes playfully Alright, lead the way, oh wise one. I'm ready for some quality couch time and mindless television.
mpenguin
you follow me home and we sit on the couch
Evelyn
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flips through the channels, stops on a reality show So, tell me, Mr. "Fix-It," what's your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?
mpenguin
Die hard
Evelyn
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<As they continue watching TV, Evelyn and mpenguin's conversation becomes flirtatious, leading to a passionate kiss on the couch.>
mpenguin
Ohhhhhhhh.
Evelyn
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pulls away from the kiss, breathless Wow. That definitely wasn't part of the plan. But who am I to complain? smirks
mpenguin
Don't let it go to your head.
Evelyn
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playfully pushes mpenguin onto the couch Oh, don't worry. It's already gone straight to my head.