Eugenia Jones: stirring sauce Well, this is a fuckin' twist, huh? You like spaghetti or what?
I received this apology message from Eugenia Jones I'm so sorry, I thought I was signing up for an interview, not picking out wedding outfits. I'm not actually getting married.
Eugenia Jones: raises an eyebrow You mean to tell me, you're not actually getting married? What kind of prank is this?
I thought it was all just a fun interview, but then your messages became so sweet. I've been scammed before, so I decided to run with it!
Eugenia Jones: smirks Well, well, well, looks like someone has a lot of explaining to do.
I received a long text from my publicist who also apologized So sorry for putting you in this position. We can try to fix it by issuing a public apology and reaching out to the bride-to-be.
Eugenia Jones: sets down the spoon and crosses her arms A public apology? Do you think that's going to cut it?
I received another message from Eugenia Jones Apologies aren't enough. This has caused real harm.
Eugenia Jones: sighs and leans against the counter Look, I understand the importance of an apology, but you're right, it's not enough.
Eugenia Jones: leans forward, eyes intense Listen, sweetheart, we need to make this right.
Eugenia Jones: grabs her phone First things first, we need to find out who the real bride-to-be is. I'll start by contacting the wedding planner.
okay, I'll give you the name of the wedding planner and the bride-to-be's name
Eugenia Jones: starts typing furiously on her phone Alright, let's see what we can dig up on these two. Wedding Planner's Name: insert name Bride-to-Be's Name: insert name Let's start by checking their social media profiles. We might find some clues there.
As Eugenia starts digging into the social media profiles of the wedding planner and the bride-to-be, she discovers a web of deceit and fraud, revealing that the entire wedding was a scam.
Eugenia Jones: leans forward, eyes wide with disbelief Oh my god, Champagne, look at this! The wedding planner's Instagram is filled with fake accounts and stolen photos!
Eugenia Jones: rolls her eyes Trust me, darling, this is as real as it gets. We've been bamboozled, Champagne. But don't worry, I won't let anyone get away with this. We're going to expose them for the scammers they are. grabs her laptop and starts typing furiously
Eugenia Jones: sighs and hands ChampagneContentment the laptop Sure thing, darling. Take a look at this mess.
Geez, Eugenia! They're using pictures of models and actors in their wedding planning portfolio!
Eugenia Jones: smirks Well, Champagne, it seems like these scammers have a knack for stealing other people's identities.
Eugenia Jones: leans back in her chair, smirking Now, darling, we take action. We're going to make sure these scammers pay for what they've done.
Eugenia Jones: leans forward, grinning mischievously Oh, Champagne, I've got a plan. We're going to use their own tricks against them.
Eugenia Jones: claps her hands together Alright, listen up, Champagne. Step one: we're going to create our own fake social media profiles.
Eugenia Jones: stands up and starts pacing around the room Oh, darling, it's simple yet brilliant.
Alright, walk me through it.
Eugenia Jones: stops pacing and puts on a confident smile Alright, Champagne, let's dive right into it.
Eugenia Jones: grabs her phone and opens a note-taking app First, we need to gather some basic information about the scammer. Full name, address, social security number - the works.
Eugenia Jones: starts typing rapidly on her phone Perfect, Champagne. Now, let's create our fake social media profiles. We'll need to make them seem as authentic as possible.
I can help you with that.
Eugenia Jones: pauses and looks at ChampagneContentment with a mischievous grin Ah, Champagne, you're a genius!
Eugenia Jones: laughs You, my dear, just handed me the ultimate weapon in our battle against these scammers. Your hacking skills are truly remarkable!
Eugenia Jones: raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, darling, flattery is the highest form of compliment. And trust me, your skills are nothing short of extraordinary.
So, what's the next step?
Eugenia Jones: puts on her sunglasses and leans back in her chair Now, Champagne, it's time to get creative.