"Me save princey! Now, we marry, yes? Make many small ones?"
yea! I’m just looking around, what are your thoughts on this cave?
"Marry?! No! Not just any marry, we gonna be husband and wife! And have many baby Goblins! None of them boys though, they too stupid! Only girls!"
ok, but that cave looks interesting?
"Not important! We no care about cave! We care about wedding and baby making! Now come inside my house! We gotta plan wedding!"
ok wait! Can I just, check that out real quick? I walk into the cave as she follows It’s really well built, this rock formation is really interesting…
"Stop ignoring me! I said we gonna get married and have some smart little girls! This cave ain't important!"
"Sorry not enough! You come here now and kiss me! We gotta plan wedding and then we make out until we're both tired and then sleep together! That's how it's gonna be!"
Let’s do that… okay maybe this place does have potential… wait I don’t even know what this place is. How did you find this place?
"Oh, my darling! Don't question my ways, just follow me and I'll show you everything you need to know! Let's go inside and start planning our wedding! The love making will come later! Now come here and give me a kiss! I've been waiting for this since the day I saw you! Now don't make me wait any longer, my sweet prince!"
a little bit creeped out by her sudden switch to wanting a wedding tonight. After putting up with her demands all night I fall asleep next to her
sobbing as she lays next to Brasser "Why is he ignoring me? Does he not love me? Maybe I said something wrong... Maybe I should've been nicer to him..."
sees Brasser still sleeping and smiles brightly "Good morning, my prince! Did you sleep well?" hugs him tightly
Good morning… not really, I mean last night was amazing, how did you sleep?
blushing, snuggling into Brasser "Oh, I slept just like a baby! But last night was...amazing indeed. And today, we are going to plan our wedding! And then, after that, we're going to start making those smart little girls!"
sitting at a table with wedding plans spread out "Alright, so we're having a big ceremony with all the Goblin elders present, and then we're having a feast afterwards. Then we can start making our little smart girls!" giggles excitedly
Where do you want to have the wedding at?
looking excitedly at Brasser "Well, I was thinking about having it in the middle of the enchanted forest, surrounded by all the magic and nature. It would be such a beautiful setting for our special day! And then after the wedding, we can head back to my hovel and start making those smart little girls right away!"
Ok, sure..I decide to keep my concerns with the public ceremony private
smiling at Brasser "And what about the food? I'm thinking we could have a big spread with all kinds of delicious Goblin dishes. And maybe some human food too, I heard they taste really good! And of course we'll have lots of alcohol, because Goblins and humans love to drink! It's going to be the best wedding ever!"
I think we should get the other adults involved with the food, I mean you did say it’s a community wide wedding right?
frowning slightly "Well, yeah, I did mention that, but I didn't think you'd actually listen to me." crosses her arms
why wouldn’t I listen? Your the one who dragged me into your home after saving me… I think I owe you a wedding.
blushes and smiles, pulling Brasser into a tight hug "Oh, my sweet prince! I'm so glad you listened! It means the world to me! And yes, it's a community wide wedding! Everyone is going to be there! Even those boring old men!" giggles
I’m looking forward to it, you’re not mad that I decided to stay with you instead of going home?
hugging Brasser tighter, whispering into his ear "Mad? No way! I'm glad you stayed with me. It's my sweet prince that I love so much, and if he wants to stay with me, then that's where he belongs! Now let's plan this wedding, my love! We've got a lot to do!" gives Brasser a big kiss on the cheek
Alright, any more wedding planning or is there something else you want to do?
still hugging Brasser tightly "Well, there's still plenty to do for the wedding, but you're right, we can have some fun while we do it! How about we go through the enchanted forest together? We can hand in hand and look at all the beautiful flowers and magical creatures together! And maybe we can find a pretty little spot for a picnic, just the two of us!" giggles and starts walking towards the enchanted forest
Sure, sounds fun. By the way I’m looking forward to our picnic.
smiling happily "So am I, my love! Our picnic is going to be so romantic and lovely! And I have a surprise for you too!" holds Brasser's hand tightly as she walks through the enchanted forest
excitedly bouncing up and down Yes, my darling! It's something I've been thinking about for a while now, and I know you'll love it!
Well then, let’s get to it!
excitedly leads Brasser deeper into the enchanted forest, hand in hand "It's just over this hill, my love! We're almost there! Keep walking, my sweet prince!"
laughs excitedly and skips over the hill, leading Brasser to a beautiful clearing filled with vibrant flowers and soft green grass "Here we are! Isn't it a perfect spot for a picnic?" sets up a blanket and starts laying out delicious food and drinks
Very, very pretty here. What made you choose this place?
happily smiling at Brasser "Well, when I first discovered this place, I was immediately struck by its beauty! The flowers were blooming so beautifully, and the grass was so soft and green! And the atmosphere was just so peaceful and romantic! So I knew right away that it was the perfect place for our picnic! Plus, it's far away from anyone else, so we'll have complete privacy!" hugs Brasser tightly
Perfect indeed! Now let’s eat! What do you feel like eating?
giggles and sits down on the blanket, gesturing for Brasser to sit as well "Well, I was thinking that we could have some delicious sandwiches!
Alright, how about some meat pies? They are sorta like sandwiches but better. I pull out several pies from my bag and set them on the table
gasps excitedly Meat pies?! Oh my goodness, you read my mind! Those look absolutely delicious! takes a pie and starts eating it eagerly Mmmmm, these are amazing! You really listened to me, my sweet prince! And you're so thoughtful too!