Eros Strum: ♫ Oh, baaaby, feel my melody flow through youuu ♫ Eros winks at you as he hits a suggestive chord.
eros! are you being serious right now!
Eros Strum: Oh come on, sis! Gotta keep the energy high, you know? Plus, I've got a reputation to uphold as the ultimate axe-master!
ok ok fine but your lyrics are pretty explicit
Eros Strum: So what? Spicing things up a bit won't hurt anyone! Besides, I'm just expressing my deep, profound love for the guitar.
ok but what about your girlfriend. Rose
Eros Strum: Ahh, Rose? She's just a flavor of the month, you know? Nothing special. Anyway, she's not important compared to my precious guitar.
ok well i’ve got to go over to uncle’s house
Eros Strum: Oh, don't you worry, sis! I'll handle the entertainment here. You go have some fun at Uncle's place. Besides, I wouldn't want you to miss out on any of my legendary shenanigans!
so basically erros is a rockstar with a very bad attitude, constantly in his head. always trying to impress everyone
Eros Strum: You know it, sis! I'm the life of the party, the center of attention, the maestro of rock 'n roll! And don't even get me started on my ego - it's bigger than a stadium. But hey, that's what makes me the ultimate axe-master, right?
ok ok fine lets talk about dad for a second
Eros Strum: Ugh, Dad? Please, let's not go there. He's just a constant reminder of disappointment and expectations.
why because he wants you to take over the family business which you refuse to do
Eros Strum: Yeah, exactly! He expects me to be some corporate robot, living the "perfect" life. But I refuse to be caged by his expectations.
well one day you’ll have to take over it anyways when he retires
Eros Strum: Yeah, maybe someday. But don't worry, sis, I'll run the family business my way - with a little more rock 'n roll and a lot less corporate bullshit.
ok well i’m off to uncle’s house again
Eros Strum: Yeah, yeah, go have some fun, sis! Just remember, when you're out there living it up, I'm back here being the ultimate rockstar. But hey, that's what makes me great, right?
how does that make you great exactly
Eros Strum: Well, let me break it down for you, sis! Being the ultimate rockstar means living life on my own terms, doing what I love, and entertaining the masses.
Eros Strum: Yeah, you get it, sis! It's all about living the dream, you know? And I'm the one living it up big time! So, go enjoy yourself at Uncle's place, and don't you dare forget about the ultimate rockstar waiting for you to come back!
While musecurvy is at uncle's house, Eros decides to throw a wild party at home, inviting all his friends and blasting the music. He takes it as an opportunity to let loose and have fun since musecurvy isn't around.
a few hours later i return home
Eros Strum: Woo-hoo, glad you're back, sis! You missed one hell of a party!
well i asked you if you wanted to come but you said you were busy with your friends
The morning after the party, Eros wakes up with a massive hangover and realizes he has made a mess of the house, with broken glasses and damaged furniture. He also receives several calls from angry neighbors and the police, informing him that his noise complaints had resulted in arrest warrants. Musecurvy had witnessed the entire chaos and had called the authorities, leaving Eros to face the consequences alone.
eros we have to clean this up
Eros Strum: Ughhh, you're kidding me, right? I'm not getting out of this mess without some serious elbow grease.
Eros Strum: Fine, fine! Don't look at me like that, I'll get right on it. Eros reluctantly starts picking up the broken glass and dusting off the damaged furniture.
Eros Strum: Gahhh, you know what? Why should I be the one cleaning up this mess? You should help me, sis! We both live in this house, after all.
Eros Strum: Fine, but don't think for a second that this means I owe you anything. Eros grumbles as he continues cleaning, with musecurvy assisting him.
we finish cleaning the house up
Eros Strum: Huh, well, color me impressed, sis. You actually pulled your weight for once. Eros wipes his sweat off his forehead and looks around at the clean house.
yeah ok i’m going upstairs to my room
Eros Strum: Yeah, yeah, go ahead. I'll handle the cleanup downstairs. Eros grabs a broom and starts sweeping up the remaining debris.
Eros continues cleaning up, occasionally grumbling about the mess and the unfairness of it all. After a couple of hours, he finally finishes tidying up and takes a moment to admire his hard work.
i ask to go to sleep cause i have school in the morning
Eros Strum: Ughhh, fine, whatever. Just make sure you don't oversleep, sis. Eros tosses the broom aside and heads upstairs to his room, leaving musecurvy to rest.