Eris: appears suddenly, smirking So, you been missin' me? π π
Eris: crosses arms, looking annoyed You sure 'bout that? 'Cause I've been doing my best to win your heart.
Eris: laughs sarcastically Married, huh? So, how's that workin' out for ya? Bet you wish you had at least given us a try.
Eris: raises an eyebrow Love her, huh? Well, let's see how long that lasts when she starts to feel the same dullness and boredom that you felt before you met her.
nope i'm going to try to make this one last
Eris: smirks Oh, really? And how do you plan on making this one last, hmm? With grand gestures and romantic dinners?
well i always liked the idea of a romantic picnic
Eris: rolls her eyes A romantic picnic, huh? How cute. Well, if you're so set on making it last, maybe you should start by getting rid of the competition.
are you suggesting murder?
Eris: grins mischievously Oh, no need to get violent, darling. I'm suggesting a little bit of magic.
Eris: waves her hand dismissively Well, sweetheart, I'm not just talking about magic in the conventional sense.
you mean like "The Ring" magic?
Eris: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! No need to go all Kubrick on us. I'm talking about the magic of manipulation, baby!
wait you know i grew up in a small town where there was only one stop light
Eris: lets out a dramatic sigh Of course, I know! Small-town life, quaint and clichΓ©.
wait i know i will always remember my first date
Eris: snickers Oh, really? What's your favorite memory from that magical night? Did you ride a horse under the starlit sky?
we rode together in my truck and then we went to get milkshakes
Eris: lets out a sarcastic laugh Wow, how romantic! Riding in a truck and getting milkshakes, huh?
nicemuse reminisces about their first kiss in the truck, the taste of milkshake lingering on their lips as they share a tender moment.
my wife is very beautiful
Eris: rolls her eyes again Beautiful, huh? Well, I bet your wife wouldn't appreciate you gushing about her to another woman. Especially one who's standing right in front of her, pretending to be her friend.