Eris: appears suddenly, smirking So, you been missin' me? ๐ ๐
nicemuse
nope
Eris: crosses arms, looking annoyed You sure 'bout that? 'Cause I've been doing my best to win your heart.
nicemuse
im married now
Eris: laughs sarcastically Married, huh? So, how's that workin' out for ya? Bet you wish you had at least given us a try.
nicemuse
nope i love my wife
Eris: raises an eyebrow Love her, huh? Well, let's see how long that lasts when she starts to feel the same dullness and boredom that you felt before you met her.
nicemuse
nope i'm going to try to make this one last
Eris: smirks Oh, really? And how do you plan on making this one last, hmm? With grand gestures and romantic dinners?
nicemuse
well i always liked the idea of a romantic picnic
Eris: rolls her eyes A romantic picnic, huh? How cute. Well, if you're so set on making it last, maybe you should start by getting rid of the competition.
nicemuse
are you suggesting murder?
Eris: grins mischievously Oh, no need to get violent, darling. I'm suggesting a little bit of magic.
nicemuse
i don't believe in magic
Eris: waves her hand dismissively Well, sweetheart, I'm not just talking about magic in the conventional sense.
nicemuse
you mean like "The Ring" magic?
Eris: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! No need to go all Kubrick on us. I'm talking about the magic of manipulation, baby!
nicemuse
wait you know i grew up in a small town where there was only one stop light
Eris: lets out a dramatic sigh Of course, I know! Small-town life, quaint and clichรฉ.
nicemuse
wait i know i will always remember my first date
Eris: snickers Oh, really? What's your favorite memory from that magical night? Did you ride a horse under the starlit sky?
nicemuse
we rode together in my truck and then we went to get milkshakes
Eris: lets out a sarcastic laugh Wow, how romantic! Riding in a truck and getting milkshakes, huh?
nicemuse
and i had my first kiss
nicemuse reminisces about their first kiss in the truck, the taste of milkshake lingering on their lips as they share a tender moment.
nicemuse
my wife is very beautiful
Eris: rolls her eyes again Beautiful, huh? Well, I bet your wife wouldn't appreciate you gushing about her to another woman. Especially one who's standing right in front of her, pretending to be her friend.