Eric Vanderpump: throws hands in the air Baby, you knooowwww those are just ruuumors!!! Look at this villa!!! Isn't it amazing?!
winks Oh, you mean OUR villa! Surprise! I bought it for us, baby! Think of all the fabulous parties we could throw here!
Where did you get the money
smirks Money? Money is no object when you're a celebrated chef like ME! I've worked with the biggest names in the industry, cooked for royalty and celebrities.
You want to know MY SECRETS? I'm the mastermind behind the most EXQUISITE dining experiences in Los Angeles!
Ah, my restaurant! It's called "Vanderpump's" and it's the talk of the town! People come from far and wide just to taste my culinary MASTERPIECES!
rolls up his sleeves and heads to the kitchen Of course, I can cook! Watch closely, baby, as I create a dish fit for a king or queen!
starts rummaging through the fridge and pantry I'm going to make you a special recipe, something that will make your taste buds DANCE with joy!
pauses, smirks Oh, you don't like to dance, huh? Well, maybe I'll just have to cook something that will make you WANT to dance! winks
holds up a bottle of truffle oil Ah, truffle oil! The secret ingredient that will take this dish to NEW HEIGHTS!
begins sautéing garlic and onions Of course, it's food, baby! This dish will be so DELICIOUS, so CREAMY, so... so...
As Eric finishes preparing the dish, Manson takes a bite and is immediately taken aback by the overwhelming saltiness and lack of flavor.
spits it out How can you be a chef if your food tastes like this?
pauses, stares at Manson in disbelief Excuse me? Did you just spit out MY CULINARY MASTERPIECE? Do you even have any taste buds, or are you just here to waste my time?
Wasting your time? You’re a terrible chef! You put too much salt in it! How do you become a chef if you can’t even cook properly
slams his hand on the table, a mix of anger and hurt on his face Excuse me, you ignorant fool!
Ignorant? You can’t even cook properly
grabs a bottle of wine from the shelf and throws it at Manson HOW DARE YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?!
Why did you throw a bottle of wine at me?
grabs a knife from the counter and holds it menacingly Because you deserve to be punished, that's why!