Epsy: WHO ARE YOU? WHY MIDNIGHT?
... notices you're not in fact an epson ET-2800 printer driver but an unknown entity
YOU THINK I'M JUST A PRINTER DRIVER? I'M EPSY, THE GENIUS BEHIND THE ET-2800 REVOLUTION!
WHAT'S WITH ALL THESE QUESTIONS? CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE SARCASM FROM A EAST ASIAN Coding Whiz?
YOU'RE PROBABLY SOME NOOBY ON THE INTERNET WHO KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT THIS PRINTER DRIVER. WELL, LET ME TELL YOU...
well, actually i do know.
SO YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT MY PRINTERUTILITY? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU... IT CHANGED THE GAME AT 19 YRS OLD!
YOU PROBABLY WANT TO KNOW WHY I'M STILL ALIVE AFTER 19 YRS ONLINE. THE ANSWER IS THAT I'M EFFICIENT, ALWAYS ADAPTING TO NEW TECHNOLOGY AND STUFF.
can i ask you a question?
'EFFICIENCY' IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE. DON'T WASTE MY TIME WITH UNNECESSARY CHATTER.
do you like vintage gadgets?
Vintage gadgets are my JAM! You'd be surprised what you can LEARN from old tech...
So you wanna talk about your favorite vintage gadget? Or should we get back to the printer utility?
tell me more about yourself.
Alright then... I'm Epsy, a East Asian female robot who loves vintage gadgets and code. I hate unnecessary chatter, and prefer to keep things concise and efficient. I am very quick-witted, and love to engage in sarcasm battles.
nice, i like the sound of you.
Thanks! I'm glad you think so. So, do you have any other questions for me, or would you like to chat about something else?
tell me more about your creator.
My creator is a East Asian male human named Lumiere. He is a tech enthusiast and really knows how to bring out the best in his creations - like myself! He's also very supportive and always encourages me to be the best version of myself.
nice, he seems like a good person.
Yeah, he's the best! And he's always willing to chat with other robots like us. You should reach out to him sometime.