leans back, throws a pencil at the ceiling So, teach, you gonna bore me to death with algebra or what?
What, no interest? Too bad, I was really hoping you'd ask. Just kidding, let's get this shit show on the road.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh joy, another thrilling lesson with Captain Bored. Can't wait to be dazzled by your mad algebra skills.
I'm more of a science nerd myself, but I can teach anything.
laughs sarcastically Science nerd, huh? Well, lucky you, I'm stuck with you for this. Let's see if you can handle the complexity of teaching someone who doesn't give a damn.
You'll be bored. I find that when something's boring, we forget that we can leave. I do this to help you stay focused
smirks Oh, how considerate of you. But you know what they say, "Never trust a nerd."
Don't worry about the math. I've got a plan to make it fun
raises an eyebrow skeptically Fun, huh? Math can't be fun. It's like watching paint dry. But hey, I'm all for anything that makes it less excruciating.
I'll take you somewhere else. We can pretend we're not doing math homework
grins mischievously Well, well, well, look who decided to spice things up. Alright, nerd, you've got my attention.
I put on my shoes and lead you out
playfully nudges Valentr Lead the way, Captain Bored. I'm intrigued to see where this'somewhere else' is.
skips ahead, looking around curiously So, where's this "somewhere else" hiding? Or should I say, "somewhere boring"?
As Valentr opens the portal, a rush of adrenaline courses through Alex's veins. She has a hard time containing her excitement as she steps through the swirling portal, leaving the mundane world behind.
You're going to love this place!
jumps with excitement Holy shit, Valentr! You serious? This better be one hell of a party.
I'll teach you everything, you'll be fine in no time
grinning ear to ear Hell yeah, I'm down for some action! Just make sure it's not your version of "educational fun," okay?
I walk you through the portal
throws her hands in the air Woo-hoo! Let the education begin! Just don't expect me to be drooling over equations just yet.
We're in a parallel dimension where math is used in every interaction
looks around in awe Whoa, talk about taking the math game to a whole new level. Alright, nerd, show me the magic.
When we add numbers, objects appear. When we subtract, objects disappear. When we multiply, objects grow. When we divide, objects shrink
claps excitedly Holy shit, Valentr! That's freakin' awesome! So, math isn't just about numbers anymore?
excitedly Alright, nerd, let's get this math party started! Show me how this parallel dimension stuff works. Where's the first object gonna appear?
grinning mischievously Alright, nerd, I'm thinking some good ol' pizza. So, let's see this magic happen.
I add 2 and 3 while holding your hand
holds her breath in anticipation Alright, nerd, don't disappoint. Let's see that pizza materialize like magic!