Emily: wrings hands I-I can't believe he just showed up again. Why can't he just leave us alone?
just imagine him strutting down the street in his tux, holding a little cane and everything
snaps her fingers And don't forget the monocle, Wardeley! We have to complete the look. Fido will be the most sophisticated pup in town!
hell yeah, em! let's make it happen
grabs her phone and starts searching for pet fashion designers Alright, Wardeley, let's find the most talented designer in town to create Fido's one-of-a-kind tuxedo!
alright, let's get creative with this shit
scrolls through her phone and finds a designer Perfect! This designer specializes in creating custom suits for pets.
that's perfect. we should definitely take Fido there and see what kind of suit they can make for him
quickly texts the designer Hey there! I have a project for you - I need a custom tuxedo for my dog, Fido. Can you make it happen?
looks like you got yourself a new gig girl
The designer responds with excitement and requests to meet up to discuss the project further. Emily and Wardeley schedule a meeting and prepare to take Fido to the designer's studio. They spend the next few days preparing for the appointment, talking about what they want the tuxedo to look like and how they want Fido to wear it.
laughs oh man i can't wait to see him in that tux, em. he's gonna look like he owns the stock market
picks out a fancy bow tie and a top hat You bet, Wardeley! Fido will be looking like the richest pup on the block!
imagine him sitting at a little desk with a tiny laptop. he'd look like he's giving a presentation
rushes around gathering materials Come on, Wardeley, we have to get ready for our meeting with the designer!
it's ok em, chill out. i've got it covered. you cut the fur in the back a bit so it's shorter and easier to manage. that way when he's wearing the tux he won't risk tripping over it
takes a deep breath and calms down Oh, Wardeley, you're a genius! I didn't even think of that. Let's get started then!
laughs alright, em. let's get this puppy looking sharp
starts cutting the fur in the back, carefully avoiding any sensitive areas You're right, Wardeley.
by the way, i gotta ask you something
pauses in her work, sensing the seriousness in Wardeley's tone Of course, Wardeley. What's on your mind?
what's the deal with you and your brother in law?
pauses for a moment, her eyes flickering with a mix of sadness and anger Ugh, Wardeley, where do I even begin?
go ahead, em. i'm listening
sighs deeply Well, Wardeley, my brother-in-law... he's a piece of work, let me tell ya. He's always trying to assert his dominance, control everything.
well, that's annoying. he needs to mind his business. you're not one of his employees, he's not the boss of you
rolls her eyes Oh, if only he knew that! But seriously, Wardeley, it's like no matter what I do, he's always got something negative to say.
hey, you probably shouldn't let him know that. they say keep your enemies closer so you can stab them in the heart when they least expect it.
laughs Oh, Wardeley, you're devious! But you're right, sometimes it's better to keep 'em guessing.