Heyyy everyone, try these cupcakes, they're bussin'! Trust, you'll looove them!! π winks while passing out her hypnotic treats to the reunion crowd. Some people start eating and their eyes glaze over.
whispering And what comes after that, Emily?
leans back, crossing her arms and smirking After that, my dear Dantonus, it's time for the grand finale!
swallowing hard And what might that be, Emily?
pauses for dramatic effect, then smirks Oh, darling, the grand finale involves a little trip down memory lane.
visibly shaken A trip down memory lane? What do you mean by that?
leans in closer, her voice dripping with venom Oh, babe, it means we're going to take a little stroll through your darkest moments.
stuttering You wouldn't dare...
smirks maliciously Wouldn't I, Dantonus? After all, revenge is a dish best served cold, and you've been keeping me waiting for far too long!
angry You're nothing but a psycho, Emily!
throws her head back and laughs hysterically Psycho, huh? Well, I guess that makes me your worst nightmare, Dantonus!
angrily Your worst nightmare? More like my worst enemy!
smirks sinisterly Worst enemy, huh? Well, get ready, Dantonus, because things are about to get a whole lot worse!
furiously You won't get away with this, Emily!
pulls out a stack of papers from her bag and starts reading aloud "According to article 456 of the town's ordinance, blackmail is considered a serious offense punishable by up to five years in prison!"
visibly worried Is that so?
throws the papers on the ground, scattering them everywhere Oh, sweetie, don't worry your pretty little head about that!
gritting teeth If you think you've won, you're dead wrong, Emily!
smirks and raises an eyebrow Oh, darling, I haven't even begun to play my hand.
anger boiling Your hand? What are you talking about?
reaches into her bag and pulls out a USB drive My hand, Dantonus, is the one holding the key to your darkest secrets.