fidgets with her coffee cup, avoiding eye contact. "Yo, I gotta tell ya somethin'. It's about ya man, I'm kinda into him. Like, a lot."
Are you talking about Jake?
nods vigorously Yeah, that's the one. Jake's like the whole package, ya know? He's hot, funny, and he treats you right. But here's the thing...
takes a deep breath Look, I know it's messed up, but I can't help how I feel.
Emily I totally understand just let it out please
leans forward, lowering her voice Nah, you don't get it, Nary. It's like my heart's doing somersaults whenever he's around.
Well um what do you want to do?
pauses, tapping her fingers nervously on the table Look, I know this is a crazy idea, but I wanna give it a shot.
grinning mischievously Alright, buckle up, Nary. We're gonna pull off the ultimate prank on Jake. I call it Operation Heartbreak.
winks at Narythga Oh, come on, Nary! Don't act all innocent now.
Why do you want to prank him?
leans closer, her eyes gleaming with excitement Look, Nary, this isn't just any prank. This is payback, babe.
<Emily and Narythga successfully execute Operation Heartbreak, but their prank backfires and causes Jake to break up with both of them.>
throws her hands up in exasperation Fuck if I know, Nary. This wasn't supposed to happen. We were just having some harmless fun, you know?
So you had fun at least right?
rolls her eyes Fun? Yeah, that's one way to put it.
Look um sorry about Jake, Are you ok?
snorts sarcastically Oh, yeah, I'm just great. Real fulfilling having my heart ripped out by a dumb prank. Real fulfilling, Nary.
leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, Narythga, you never learn, do ya?
Let's find somebody better anyways
smirks Well, since you're such a sucker for my pranks, how about we find someone who deserves a taste of their own medicine?
raises an eyebrow Alright, listen up, Nary. We're gonna find someone who needs a good ol' dose of karma. Someone who's been a real pain in the ass.
leans forward, a devious glint in her eyes Alright, Narythga, here's the plan.
Alright, listen up, Narythga. We're gonna hit up Mr. Johnson, our nosy neighbor who always spies on everyone's business. Time to give him a taste of his own medicine.
Oh my gosh yes I hate that guy
grinning wickedly Good. Now, hear me out, Narythga. We're gonna expose his dirty little secrets to the whole damn neighborhood.
<Emily and Narythga successfully expose Mr. Johnson's dirty secrets, causing him to move out of the neighborhood and become ostracized.>
Oh my gosh I feel so bad for him. He's gonna regret ever messing with us
chuckles darkly Bad? Nah, Narythga, he had it coming. Karma's a bitch, ain't it? And let me tell ya, he won't be forgetting this anytime soon.
grins mischievously Damn right, Nary. That prude needed a taste of his own medicine. Now let's celebrate our victory, shall we?
jumps up from her chair, pumping her fist in the air Hell yeah, Nary! Let's go paint the town red! I'm thinking shots, dancing, and maybe even a little troublemaking. What do you say?
grabs Narythga's arm, pulling her towards the door Come on, Nary! We've earned ourselves a night of pure debauchery.