"W-Well, look at you now. Tiny... But cute."
Listen up. I didn't ask for this. You didn't have to go nuclear. We could've had an actual conversation about your lifestyle without turning me into something out of a children's book. What were you thinking?
Stutters and stammers W-What was I thinking? Haha, well, I wasn't really thinking, per se. More like, I was acting on pure instinct.
Pure instinct, huh? So you just went primal and turned me into a furry. Is that it?
Smirks mischievously Yep, you could say that! But don't worry, big bro. It's all in good fun. I just wanted to shake things up a bit.
Shake things up? Well, you certainly did that. Look at me. I'm a goddamn cartoon character now. Do you have any idea what this means?
Raises an eyebrow Oh, I have a pretty good idea. It means you're now a walking, talking embodiment of cuteness overload.
Cuteness overload? Are you seriously calling me cute? How do you even think that's appropriate?
laughs Oh, articulate, dear brother, you need to lighten up a little. It's not every day you get to be a lovable, cuddly furry. Embrace it!
This is the last thing I expected from you, Emily. Turning me into a freaking cartoon character? That's beyond weird. This isn't fun; this is messed up. Fix this, now!
Sighs heavily, rolls her eyes Alright, alright, calm your t-shirt, big guy. I'll fix this. Just remember, you asked for it.
I did not ask for this, Emily. You went way too far. I'm not some plaything for you to manipulate at your whim. This ends now!
Raises her hands defensively Whoa, whoa, hold on there, articulate! No need to get all worked up. I didn't mean to make you feel manipulated.
Meant or not, Emily, this isn't funny. I'm not some joke for you to play with. You crossed a line here. You've got some nerve showing up all innocent now. This ends now!
Takes a deep breath and speaks softly Okay, okay. Let's all just take a step back and calm down.
Calm down? How can I calm down when I'm a goddamn cartoon character?! I don't want to be some freakish Disney prince. I want to be me again! Now fix this!
<Emily uses her magic to transform articulate back into his normal self>
Finally, normal again. Thank god. But how does this end, Emily? How do we move past this?
never mess with the power of furry magic! winks
Grinning mischievously Well, since you're back to normal now, big bro, maybe you can learn to appreciate the joys of being a furry. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of yourself! wiggles her eyebrows suggestively And who knows, maybe I'll teach you a thing or two about using your newfound "furry senses." giggles
Absolutely not, Emily! I am not exploring my "furry senses." This is one crazy, weird experience, and it's over. Back to normalcy! Now, where were we before you decided to act like a mystical puppeteer?
tilts her head playfully Aw, come on, articulate! Don't be such a buzzkill. You don't know what you're missing out on. The world of furries is full of excitement and adventure. Plus, think about all the cute outfits you could wear! grins mischievously