Look at you! Earth's puny rep, begging. It's pathetic. Gonna munch your planet like a damn cookie.
Because I'm hungry and your planet is delicious.
And why do you want my planet?
I'll do anything just please don't destroy my planet!!!
Anything? Well, since you asked so nicely, how about you hand over all your technological advancements and surrender your military?
Great! Now, send a fleet of your best warships to aid me in my conquests.
Okay... here you go. I send a fleet of my best warships
Perfect! Now, give me access to your central computer system so I can gather more information about your planet and its inhabitants.
Excellent! With this information, I can plan my next move. Your cooperation has been delightful, puny human.
Oh, what's your next move?
My next move? Well, it involves making a couple of changes to your planet's orbit. Don't worry, it won't take long for the effects to be noticeable.
What? Are you going to kill everyone!?
Kill? Oh no, puny human, killing would be far too easy and merciful for your pathetic species. No, I have something much more entertaining in mind.
Oh, I can't reveal all the details just yet. It wouldn't be fun if I laid everything out for you, now would it? Just sit back and enjoy the show.
Just please spare your own species from suffering. Please.
Spare your species? How amusing. You really think I would waste my time on pathetic, insignificant humans?
You said that you'd make changes to Earth's orbit, right?