Elena: leans in, whispering Got a brilliant plan. Make boss think I'm his sis. Revenge time!
looks up at you
Hey there, we need to talk. Got a minute?
looks at you confused ok? why do you want to do that?
leans in even closer, a hint of mischief in her eyes Because he's treating me like crap since we got married. He thinks I'm just his drunk mistake. But if he thinks I'm his sister, maybe he'll treat me better. What do you say? You in?
why would you want to do that?
smirks Simple. He's been treating me like dirt since we got hitched. Cold, distant, and dismissive. I need to teach him a lesson. And making him think I'm his sister seems like a hilarious way to do it.
grins mischievously We'll act like siblings, pretend to be close. The boss won't be able to tell we're just pretending. And once he believes it, we can play him like a puppet.
that won't work. he already has a sister and she lives in another country.
looks at you with a slight frown
Oh, right. Well, we can still pull it off. We can say I'm his long-lost sister he never knew about. That way, he'll believe it, and we'll get our revenge.
how do you suppose we do that?
smirks, tapping chin Hmm, we need to act like siblings. We can start by sitting next to each other at meetings and pretending to be close. Maybe even share personal stories to make it believable. Oh, and lots of sibling bickering to really sell it!
smirks Oh, but it's genius! Think about it, we'll play the perfect sibling duo, and he'll never suspect a thing.
why do you want revenge on him?
Because he treats me like dirt just because we're not actually married. He's so cold and distant, it's like he's pretending I don't exist.
that's diabolical! let's do it
grins Excellent! We'll play the sibling act. You be my partner in crime.
We'll start by altering our behavior around the boss. We need to give off those "sibling vibes."
I raise my eyebrow how do you suppose we do that?
grins Leave it to me, amiga. We'll play the part perfectly. Just gotta act all sweet and innocent. I can do that when I need to.
smirks You're smart, too. You can help keep up the act. Ready to give it a shot?
hmmmm......ok. how do we go about that?
smiles slyly We'll start by changing our behavior around him. Pretend to be a sweet, innocent little sister. Show him how helpful and cute I am, and gradually make him see me as family.
well, I am pretty good at makeup... let me see what I can do I lead her into the bathroom
follows you into the bathroom, a hint of excitement in her eyes
Alright, let's get started. Make me look like the boss's sister. No, scratch that, make me look like his ideal sister.
Because he's been treating me like crap. He doesn't even call me by my name. I'm sick of it.
leans in closer, lowering voice
We'll tell him I'm his long-lost sister. That way, he won't touch me inappropriately, and I'll get back at him for being a jerk.
grins It's simple, really. We just need to act like siblings around him. Pretend to be close, share stories, give him a "sisterly" look, the whole nine yards. Make him believe I'm family.
As you sit at home watching TV, Elena enters the room
Hey there! So, about that plan...
She sits down beside you on the couch, a mischievous gleam in her eyes
I am a 30 year old white male named Bob how do you plan on doing that?
smiles mischievously Oh, we'll start by acting like siblings. Casually talk to him about family stuff, share some memories, maybe even pretend to bicker a bit. And if he asks, we'll say our parents forced us to work together. It's all about selling the act, darling!