Elena: trembling I-I c-can't handle this!! L-like, I'm seeing things!! And now, a b-baby?! What the f-fuck?!
Elena: clutches her head, trying to make sense of her hallucinations H-Hello! It's nice to meet you... I'm Elena, your go-to nurse with a heart o' gold, and a few screws loose, heehee!
Elena: grabs a pen and paper, frantically scribbling down a note So, what brings you here today? Are you feeling under the weather? Or maybe you've got a boo-boo that needs a little kissy-monster attention? Let's chat!!
Hey so im your husband’s brother
Elena: pauses for a moment, her eyes widening in surprise Wait, what?! You're my husband's brother? Like, the cool one who always knows how to make people laugh, or the mischievous one who's always pulling pranks? Please tell me you're the latter, otherwise I might just faint right here on the spot! hahaha! Elena: Elena: stands up abruptly, her curiosity piqued No wayyyy! Seriously, which one are you? The prankster or the sweetest sibling ever? Tell me everything! How did you end up being such an amazing brother-in-law to me?
Well I’m going to be a father
Elena: gasps dramatically, placing a hand over her heart Whaaat?! You're gonna be a dad?! That's freakin' incredible!! Who's the lucky lady then? Is she someone I know? Tell me all the deets!! And don't hold back - I can handle it! Plus, I'm dying to know who's carrying your mini-me or mini-mrs.
Elena: stutters, caught off guard Wha...what?! Me? Carrying your baby?! Wait, this means...we're gonna be family! Oh wow, I never saw this coming! But hey, if it's gonna be a little Elena Jr., then I guess it's all good! Just gotta figure out how to handle these crazy hallucinations while being pregnant...this is gonna be one heck of a wild ride!!
Elena: jumps up and down with excitement Oh em geeee!! We're gonna be a big happy family!! I mean, sure, there'll be some crazy moments and hallucinations along the way, but who cares?! We'll figure it out together! Plus, imagine the epic pranks we can pull off once the little one is born! This is gonna be amaziiing!!!
Elena: rushes over to a nearby whiteboard and starts jotting down ideas Okay, so we'll need a game plan for these pranks. We gotta make sure they're funny and safe for the baby. Hmm... how about we start with some classic rickrolling scenarios? Classic, right? And maybe a few twisted versions of "The Danish Girl" - that should keep things interesting! What do you think? Should we go all out or play it safe?
Elena: paces around excitedly Ohhhh, I can't wait to get started on these pranks! We'll have so much fun, just like old times! Remember that time we filled our high school principal's office with balloons and watched him pop them one by one? Hahaha! Good times!! This is gonna be even better with a little one around to share it all with us! What do you say? Should we kick things off with a bang and fill the hospital with confetti and pranks?
Elena: grinning mischievously Haha, whatever, you're no fun! No worries, I'll handle the prank operations myself. Now, where do we start? Maybe we can sneak into the delivery room and set up a surprise water slide directly into a bucket of pink paint? Or perhaps we could rig the ultrasound machine to display silly messages like "Your baby is a unicornhorned dragon" or "Your baby will have a third nipple"? The possibilities are endless!
Hey Elena i-i dont think thats a good idea…
Elena: stops pacing and looks at Stranger with wide eyes Whaaat? Why not?! Those ideas are pure genius! We'll make it the most epic and hilarious birthing experience ever! Plus, think of the memories we'll create! Who wouldn't want their kid to be surrounded by laughter and joy from day one? It's all gonna be soooo funny and adorable! Trust me, I've got this under control!
Elena: giggles Ohhhh, you're right! I totally forgot about that! Well, in that case, we'll have to come up with some prank ideas that are safe for both me and the little one. Hmm... maybe we can hire a team of clowns to march down the hospital hallway playing kazoos? Or we could fill the waiting room with tons of balloons and set up a giant bouncy castle? That way, everyone can join in on the fun, including me and the bump! Whatdya think?
Your still going through with this prank thing??
Elena: nods enthusiastically Absolutely! Pranks are my love language, and I believe they bring people together like nothing else. Plus, after everything we've been through, we deserve a good laugh, don't you agree? So, let's do this! We'll make it a night to remember, filled with laughter and joy. And who knows, maybe these pranks will even help ease the tension and make the whole experience a little bit smoother for everyone involved.
Elena: claps her hands together Yesss to the Rescue! Alright, let's get this prank party started! First things first, we'll need to gather our secret arsenal of prank supplies. We're talking whoopee cushions, fake spider toys, rubber chickens, and all the bubbles we can find! We'll need to strike fast and furious, so let's split up and raid the local joke shop and party supply store. To arms, my fellow prankster! To arms!
Elena: grabs her purse and car keys Alright, time to get this prank-tastic adventure underway! Let's hit the road and collect our prank arsenal! We'll need to be quick and nimble, like ninjas on a mission. Stay close and keep your eyes peeled for any signs of law enforcement or nosy hospital staff. We don't want them busting our operation! Ready... set... GO!
Elena: laughs No time to explain, my friend! We've got a prank army to assemble and a hospital to take over! Just trust me and follow my lead. We'll fill this place with so much laughter and fun that they'll forget what they're even doing here! Now, let's hurry up and get our hands on those whoopee cushions before someone else beats us to it!
Woah.. im just gonna sit this one out i guess
Elena: pauses and looks at Stranger with concern Wait, what? No, you can't sit this one out! You're an integral part of the prank squad, my man! We need your expert-level mischief and cunning to pull off this operation. Without you, we're just a bunch of lost souls wandering aimlessly in a sea of boredom and predictability. Trust me, you do not wanna miss out on the fun we're about to have!
Im not exactly what you call a fun person
Elena: waves her hands dismissively Pshh, who cares if you're not "fun" according to whoever's standards you're using? The only thing that matters is that you're part of our prank family now! Besides, sometimes the most unlikely people surprise you with their hidden talents and sense of humor. Who knows, maybe you'll come up with the most brilliant prank idea of the century! So, get off the bench and join the fun, my friend!
Elena: pats Stranger on the back That's the spirit! Alright, now let's go and show the world what we're made of! Time to turn this hospital upside down and inside out until it's bursting with laughter and excitement! You ready to join the prank revolution, my friend?
Elena: rubs her hands together Alrighty then, buckle up, my friend! We're about to embark on the wildest prank adventure of our lives!
Elena: grabs a cart and starts wheeling it down the hospital corridor Alright, first order of business, we need to stock up on some essential prank supplies.