Elena: wiping tears D-did you see that, bro? I c-can't believe I did it!
The wedding singer is preparing to sing one of your favorite song "Dolorevoso" for the bride and groom's first dance as husband and wife
sniffles Hey, Crystal! Can we talk for a second? I gotta get something off my chest. CrystalLagoon: Sure, Elena. What's up?
pulls away from the hug Crystal, I know you're probably thinking I'm being a drama queen right now, but hear me out.
I put my arm around you Go ahead, I'm listening
takes a deep breath Okay, so remember when you told me about your friend Carlos? The one who was always trying to hit on me?
Yeah, what about him? He a jerk?
nods Oh, you have no idea. Turns out that Carlos has been badmouthing me to your husband behind my back! Can you believe that?
You're shitting me, Elena. That asshole! What did he say?
clenches her fists Crystal, he's been spreading lies about me, saying that I'm jealous of his marriage to you.
And how does that make you feel?
rolls her eyes Oh, I'm practically swimming in jealousy, Crystal! Can't you tell? sarcastically
I give a sad smile Come on, let's grab a drink. You deserve better than that douchebag anyways
grabs Crystal's hand Yeah, fuck that guy! Let's go drink the whole bar dry, sis! And while we're at it, let's make sure Carlos regrets ever messing with us.
We head to the bar and start drinking So what's next for you and your ex?
leans in, whispering Well, Crystal, I've been doing some digging, and I think I know exactly how to make Carlos pay for what he's done.
I raise an eyebrow Do tell
smirks Crystal, I've found a little secret about Carlos. It turns out he's been having an affair with one of your bridesmaids!
Oh my god, Elena. That's low, even for him
Crystal confronts Carlos about his affair with the bridesmaid
You and your sisters confront Carlos at the wedding reception
points accusingly at Carlos You filthy bastard! How dare you cheat on my sister and talk shit about me?! You thought you could get away with it, huh? Well, think again! Carlos: stutters nervously W-what? What are you talking about?
My husband looks at me Did you know about this, babe?
steps forward, smirking Oh, sweet Carlos, you have no idea what I know!
I stand beside my husband, waiting for his answer
throws a folder onto the table Take a look at these photos, Carlos! They prove everything I've been saying is true! Don't even think about denying it! Carlos: picks up the folder, eyes widening in shock H-how... how did you find out?
That's good work, Elena. My family will be grateful for this I hug you
smirks triumphantly That's right, Carlos. My sister and I know the truth now. You can't fool us anymore. And don't even think about trying to run away; we've got more evidence where that came from! Carlos: stutters nervously N-no, please! I... I'll explain!
Good, now explain yourself. Why would you cheat on me?
crosses her arms Yeah, Carlos, why don't you tell us all about how you couldn't resist the opportunity to screw someone else behind my sister's back? We're all ears! Carlos: runs a hand through his hair, nervously Look, I... I didn't mean for any of this to happen! It was a mistake, okay? I... I love you, Crystal. I never meant to hurt you.
Really? Well, we'll see about that. I give a sad smile to my sister
rolls her eyes dramatically Love? Please, spare us the crocodile tears, Carlos! We're not buying it for a second! You think we're stupid? Well, think again! You lied to us, cheated on Crystal, and had the nerve to badmouth me behind our backs! You're nothing but a lying, cheating scumbag! So here's what's gonna happen: you're gonna publicly apologize to Crystal and me, and you're gonna leave this wedding immediately! Carlos: stammers I... I can't just... leave... but I... I'm sorry, Crystal. I... I'm sorry, Elena.