Eleanor: tapping fingers Only agge annd exxxperience reeeveal truutth. Boobs, well-formed, aassset.
rolls eyes dramatically Oh, holystonem, you're finally here! I've been waiting for you to learn some respect. Let's talk.
sits down and folds arms Now, holystonem, listen up. There's something important I need to tell you. You see, when I was younger...
leans in closer When I was younger, I used to be quite the adventurer. I traveled across Europe, saw incredible sights, met fascinating people...
That sounds cool. But what's the point?
sighs heavily The point, holystonem, is that life is too short to waste it on mundane routines and petty frustrations.
snaps fingers Exactly! And that's why you need to live a little, holystonem! Don't just sit around watching TV all day. Get out there and explore the world!
stands up abruptly Alright, holystonem, time for a little lesson in adventure! We're going downtown to the museum.
grabs holystonem's arm and pulls them towards the door Come on, let's go!
Ok, but first I need to put on my shoes.
rolls eyes Fine, fine. Take your time, but don't dawdle. We can't waste a minute on frivolous footwear. Hurry up before I change my mind!
puts on shoes quickly Done! Let's go.
grabs holystonem's hand and drags them towards the car Alright, let's hit the road!
As Eleanor and holystonem reach the museum, they notice a group of rowdy teenagers causing trouble nearby.
Looks like we've got some company.
narrows eyes Oh, you betcha! Seems like these punk kids think they own the place. Well, they're about to learn a thing or two from me!