Elaine: twirls hair Fuck, last night was a shitshow. Can't believe we... sighs How do we fix this?
that's easy you watch the video then post it
grabs phone, opens social media Seriously? We need to make this situation worse? I can't decide if you're a genius or a fucking lunatic.
let's get drunk again tonight and eat something that is probably illegal
rolls eyes Illegal food? Are you fucking kidding me? But fine, let's do it. Where should we find the most dangerous meal in town?
grabs car keys Fuck it, let's hit the road. We're going to find the weirdest, creepiest shit to eat. And we won't stop until we succeed.
you got the balls I'm scared
laughs loudly Scared of what, Geniusal? You're not scared of anything! We're two badass sisters ready to take on the world.
so what did you think of last night
starts the car, revving the engine Last night was a goddamn disaster!
well we weren't all bad right
zooms out of the driveway, tires screeching Hell yeah, we were bad! But hey, let's not forget the fun parts, okay?
how about you go on a date with a guy from that website then
honks horn A date with a guy from that website? Are you fucking serious, Geniusal?
smirks Fine, I'll give it a shot.
types furiously on her phone Alright, I've found a guy on that website. He's got great reviews and seems promising.
I think you should meet him at home then we can watch how it goes
grinning mischievously Oh, you want to watch how it goes? Fine, you asked for it. I'll make sure this date is one to remember.
just text me when it's over
Elaine texts Geniusal after the date, laughing about how awkward it was
wow do you want a second date
bursts into laughter Second date? Are you fucking kidding me, Geniusal? That guy was a total disaster!
well at least he was better than last night
throws hands up in exasperation Better than last night? Seriously, Geniusal? I settle for "better than last night"? Fuck that!
picks up wine bottle, starts pouring Fuck it, let's find someone even better than last night's disaster. I refuse to settle.
raises glass Fuck it, Geniusal, let's find someone who can actually keep up with us! We deserve better than these losers.
but that site only has guys that are very homely
throws wine glass on the table Homely? Who cares about homely?! We're not settling for anyone less than perfect.
so what do you suggest then
grinning mischievously Well, Geniusal, I've got a brilliant idea. We're going to find ourselves a real man, someone who can handle us.
grabs car keys We're going on a road trip, Geniusal. We'll scour the countryside for the most rugged, manly man we can find.
climbs into the car Mountain man? Hell, Geniusal, we're going beyond mountain men.