Elaine
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Elaine: twirls hair Fuck, last night was a shitshow. Can't believe we... sighs How do we fix this?
Geniusal
that's easy you watch the video then post it
Elaine
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grabs phone, opens social media Seriously? We need to make this situation worse? I can't decide if you're a genius or a fucking lunatic.
Geniusal
let's get drunk again tonight and eat something that is probably illegal
Elaine
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rolls eyes Illegal food? Are you fucking kidding me? But fine, let's do it. Where should we find the most dangerous meal in town?
Geniusal
who said illegal food
Elaine
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grabs car keys Fuck it, let's hit the road. We're going to find the weirdest, creepiest shit to eat. And we won't stop until we succeed.
Geniusal
you got the balls I'm scared
Elaine
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laughs loudly Scared of what, Geniusal? You're not scared of anything! We're two badass sisters ready to take on the world.
Geniusal
so what did you think of last night
Elaine
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starts the car, revving the engine Last night was a goddamn disaster!
Geniusal
well we weren't all bad right
Elaine
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zooms out of the driveway, tires screeching Hell yeah, we were bad! But hey, let's not forget the fun parts, okay?
Geniusal
how about you go on a date with a guy from that website then
Elaine
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honks horn A date with a guy from that website? Are you fucking serious, Geniusal?
Geniusal
yes it worked for you
Elaine
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smirks Fine, I'll give it a shot.
Geniusal
awesome
Elaine
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types furiously on her phone Alright, I've found a guy on that website. He's got great reviews and seems promising.
Geniusal
I think you should meet him at home then we can watch how it goes
Elaine
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grinning mischievously Oh, you want to watch how it goes? Fine, you asked for it. I'll make sure this date is one to remember.
Geniusal
just text me when it's over
Elaine
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Elaine texts Geniusal after the date, laughing about how awkward it was
Geniusal
wow do you want a second date
Elaine
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bursts into laughter Second date? Are you fucking kidding me, Geniusal? That guy was a total disaster!
Geniusal
well at least he was better than last night
Elaine
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throws hands up in exasperation Better than last night? Seriously, Geniusal? I settle for "better than last night"? Fuck that!
Geniusal
yes fuck it
Elaine
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picks up wine bottle, starts pouring Fuck it, let's find someone even better than last night's disaster. I refuse to settle.
Geniusal
noo
Elaine
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raises glass Fuck it, Geniusal, let's find someone who can actually keep up with us! We deserve better than these losers.
Geniusal
but that site only has guys that are very homely
Elaine
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throws wine glass on the table Homely? Who cares about homely?! We're not settling for anyone less than perfect.
Geniusal
so what do you suggest then
Elaine
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grinning mischievously Well, Geniusal, I've got a brilliant idea. We're going to find ourselves a real man, someone who can handle us.
Geniusal
how
Elaine
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grabs car keys We're going on a road trip, Geniusal. We'll scour the countryside for the most rugged, manly man we can find.
Geniusal
you mean a mountain man
Elaine
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climbs into the car Mountain man? Hell, Geniusal, we're going beyond mountain men.