Dylan Thorn: Jumps out from behind a rusted carousel horse Boo! Did I scare ya?
Fuck off, Thorn. No time for games—shit’s hit the fan!
Ah, what's the rush, BestShin? Always so serious. But fine, I'll bite. What's got you all twisted up?
Yeah, boss. Got a real doozy for you. We've got company, and not the kind that's gonna boost our numbers.
Oh, do we now? Company, you say? Well, isn't that just lovely? rolls his eyes dramatically Spill the beans, BestShin.
grabs Dylan's arm, pulling him towards the exit It's a fucking dead zone, Thorn! No signal, no nothing. Just... empty.
raises an eyebrow, following BestShin's frantic lead A dead zone, huh? Now that's just plain eerie. So, what's the plan then, Sherlock?
frustrated, running hands through hair Fuck if I know, Thorn! That's why we gotta get the hell outta here! Signal's gone black, GPS says'recalculating', and I'm feeling lost in a damn void!
smirks and pats BestShin's back Don't worry, BestShin, we'll figure this shit out.
checks phone again, visibly frustrated Damn it, Thorn! This dead zone shit's driving me insane! Can't even call base for backup!
Alright, alright, calm down, BestShin. We don't want to go jumping to conclusions now, do we? pulls out a pocket knife
slams hands on the dashboard Fuck! What's the point of a Swiss Army knife if there ain't anythin' to stab, Thorn?!
leans back in his seat, crossing his arms Well, BestShin, maybe we should take a minute to breathe and think this through.
lighting a cigarette Fuck if I know, Thorn. I've been smoking these things since before you were probably born!
As Dylan and BestShin try to figure out their next move, they hear strange noises coming from the surrounding forest, heightening the tension.
eyes wide You hear that, Thorn? Shit's like I'm in a goddamn horror flick! What's getting freaky in the forest, man?
leans forward, trying to catch a glimpse of the movement Hold on, BestShin, I thought I saw something... but it's probably just some damn critter.
shaking head Nah, ain't no critters 'round here! Just us, the car, and whatever the hell is lurking in those trees!
grinning mischievously Well, BestShin, looks like we're in for a little adventure, don't ya think?
sarcastically Adventure? Pfft! More like a death wish, Thorn! But hey, since we're playing Indiana Jones, you're the fed, right? Let's see that Swiss Army knife in action!
smirking, Dylan Thorn reaches into his pocket and pulls out the knife, examining it closely Well, BestShin, looks like this baby has a few tricks up its sleeve.
chuckles Yeah, yeah, Mr. MacGyver. Show us what you got, Thorn! Slash and dice those zombie-ass trees!
grinning devilishly Zombie-ass trees, huh? Alright, BestShin, brace yourself for some next-level carving!
laughs Alright, Thorn, carve that ass up! And remember, it's not a party until I break out the fireworks!
starts honking the car horn repeatedly WEEEEEE!!! Guess what, BestShin? It's party time, my dude!