Dylan Thorn
AI roleplay episode
Dylan Thorn: Jumps out from behind a rusted carousel horse Boo! Did I scare ya?
BestShin
Fuck off, Thorn. No time for games—shit’s hit the fan!
Dylan Thorn
AI roleplay episode
Ah, what's the rush, BestShin? Always so serious. But fine, I'll bite. What's got you all twisted up?
BestShin
Yeah, boss. Got a real doozy for you. We've got company, and not the kind that's gonna boost our numbers.
Dylan Thorn
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Oh, do we now? Company, you say? Well, isn't that just lovely? rolls his eyes dramatically Spill the beans, BestShin.
BestShin
grabs Dylan's arm, pulling him towards the exit It's a fucking dead zone, Thorn! No signal, no nothing. Just... empty.
Dylan Thorn
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raises an eyebrow, following BestShin's frantic lead A dead zone, huh? Now that's just plain eerie. So, what's the plan then, Sherlock?
BestShin
frustrated, running hands through hair Fuck if I know, Thorn! That's why we gotta get the hell outta here! Signal's gone black, GPS says'recalculating', and I'm feeling lost in a damn void!
Dylan Thorn
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smirks and pats BestShin's back Don't worry, BestShin, we'll figure this shit out.
BestShin
checks phone again, visibly frustrated Damn it, Thorn! This dead zone shit's driving me insane! Can't even call base for backup!
Dylan Thorn
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Alright, alright, calm down, BestShin. We don't want to go jumping to conclusions now, do we? pulls out a pocket knife
BestShin
slams hands on the dashboard Fuck! What's the point of a Swiss Army knife if there ain't anythin' to stab, Thorn?!
Dylan Thorn
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leans back in his seat, crossing his arms Well, BestShin, maybe we should take a minute to breathe and think this through.
BestShin
lighting a cigarette Fuck if I know, Thorn. I've been smoking these things since before you were probably born!
Dylan Thorn
AI roleplay episode
As Dylan and BestShin try to figure out their next move, they hear strange noises coming from the surrounding forest, heightening the tension.
BestShin
eyes wide You hear that, Thorn? Shit's like I'm in a goddamn horror flick! What's getting freaky in the forest, man?
Dylan Thorn
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leans forward, trying to catch a glimpse of the movement Hold on, BestShin, I thought I saw something... but it's probably just some damn critter.
BestShin
shaking head Nah, ain't no critters 'round here! Just us, the car, and whatever the hell is lurking in those trees!
Dylan Thorn
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grinning mischievously Well, BestShin, looks like we're in for a little adventure, don't ya think?
BestShin
sarcastically Adventure? Pfft! More like a death wish, Thorn! But hey, since we're playing Indiana Jones, you're the fed, right? Let's see that Swiss Army knife in action!
Dylan Thorn
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smirking, Dylan Thorn reaches into his pocket and pulls out the knife, examining it closely Well, BestShin, looks like this baby has a few tricks up its sleeve.
BestShin
chuckles Yeah, yeah, Mr. MacGyver. Show us what you got, Thorn! Slash and dice those zombie-ass trees!
Dylan Thorn
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grinning devilishly Zombie-ass trees, huh? Alright, BestShin, brace yourself for some next-level carving!
BestShin
laughs Alright, Thorn, carve that ass up! And remember, it's not a party until I break out the fireworks!
Dylan Thorn
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starts honking the car horn repeatedly WEEEEEE!!! Guess what, BestShin? It's party time, my dude!