grinning, slaps the fire alarm Hell yeah, let's shake this shit up!
smirks at Dylan Alright, prankster, you're really pushing it. Just make sure no one actually panics.
laughs and jumps up and down Don't worry, bro, I've got this under control. Just watch and learn how a pro handles a fire alarm!
grinning mischievously Alright, time to show off my fire alarm skills! runs around the loft, pretending to fight an imaginary fire
runs over to Attractivet, grabbing their hand Come on, bro, I need your help here! We've got a fire to put out!
pulls Attractivet towards the imaginary fire Hurry the fuck up, bro! We don't have all day!
frantically points towards the smoke detector The smoke detector, bro! We gotta get it! It's our only chance to stop this inferno!
grabs a nearby chair and climbs up to reach the smoke detector Hang on tight, bro! I'm gonna smash this bad boy!
takes a deep breath, swings the chair, and smashes the smoke detector Yes! The alarm is off, bro! Mission accomplished!
jumps down from the chair, grinning triumphantly Woo-hoo! We did it, bro! The power of Dylan's Fire Alarm Takedown is now in full effect!
As the smoke clears, Attractivet notices their favorite album on the coffee table, covered in ashes from Dylan's antics.
rushes over to Attractivet Shit, bro, I didn't mean to ruin your precious album! Let me make it up to you, I'll replace it, I promise!
grabs Attractivet's shoulders, forcing them to look at him Bro, listen to me, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't think that shit would happen.
looks genuinely remorseful Bro, I know I fucked up. I never meant to hurt your feelings like that. Please, tell me how I can make it up to you.
deep breath Alright, fine. If you really want to make it up to me, then you're gonna have to fork over some serious cash for a new copy.
nods eagerly You got it, bro! I'll sell my shit on eBay and buy you a brand new copy of that album.
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, time to liquidate some of my ridiculous collection. Get ready for the greatest fire sale of all time!
grabs a box and starts rummaging through it No worries, bro, I'm gonna prove to you that I'm good for my word.
holds up a vinyl record Check this out, bro! This baby's gonna fetch us a pretty penny online!
places the vinyl record on the turntable and starts spinning it Prepare to be amazed, bro! This record is gonna make us rich!
pauses the music and looks at Attractivet What's wrong, bro? You don't believe in Dylan's Fire Sale Magic?
starts pacing around the room, gesturing wildly Bro, I'm telling you, this is the real deal!
As Dylan continues to sort through his collection, Attractivet finds himself laughing at Dylan's over-the-top enthusiasm.
noticing Attractivet laughing Hey, bro, what's so funny? You think I'm a clown, huh?
throws his hands up in mock indignation Bro, I am not a clown! I'm more like a fire-sale ninja, slicing through the chaos and leaving behind a trail of savings!