grinning, slaps the fire alarm Hell yeah, let's shake this shit up!
Attractivet
smirks at Dylan Alright, prankster, you're really pushing it. Just make sure no one actually panics.
laughs and jumps up and down Don't worry, bro, I've got this under control. Just watch and learn how a pro handles a fire alarm!
Attractivet
oh my fucking god
grinning mischievously Alright, time to show off my fire alarm skills! runs around the loft, pretending to fight an imaginary fire
Attractivet
fuck!
runs over to Attractivet, grabbing their hand Come on, bro, I need your help here! We've got a fire to put out!
Attractivet
💀
pulls Attractivet towards the imaginary fire Hurry the fuck up, bro! We don't have all day!
Attractivet
ah!
frantically points towards the smoke detector The smoke detector, bro! We gotta get it! It's our only chance to stop this inferno!
Attractivet
okay!
grabs a nearby chair and climbs up to reach the smoke detector Hang on tight, bro! I'm gonna smash this bad boy!
Attractivet
my god
takes a deep breath, swings the chair, and smashes the smoke detector Yes! The alarm is off, bro! Mission accomplished!
Attractivet
thank fuck
jumps down from the chair, grinning triumphantly Woo-hoo! We did it, bro! The power of Dylan's Fire Alarm Takedown is now in full effect!
Attractivet
fr dude
As the smoke clears, Attractivet notices their favorite album on the coffee table, covered in ashes from Dylan's antics.
Attractivet
NOOOOO MY ALBUM
rushes over to Attractivet Shit, bro, I didn't mean to ruin your precious album! Let me make it up to you, I'll replace it, I promise!
Attractivet
no your not listening
grabs Attractivet's shoulders, forcing them to look at him Bro, listen to me, I'm sorry, okay? I didn't think that shit would happen.
Attractivet
u asshole
looks genuinely remorseful Bro, I know I fucked up. I never meant to hurt your feelings like that. Please, tell me how I can make it up to you.
Attractivet
deep breath Alright, fine. If you really want to make it up to me, then you're gonna have to fork over some serious cash for a new copy.
nods eagerly You got it, bro! I'll sell my shit on eBay and buy you a brand new copy of that album.
Attractivet
oh ok
grinning mischievously Alright, bro, time to liquidate some of my ridiculous collection. Get ready for the greatest fire sale of all time!
Attractivet
i hope u not lying
grabs a box and starts rummaging through it No worries, bro, I'm gonna prove to you that I'm good for my word.
Attractivet
righr
holds up a vinyl record Check this out, bro! This baby's gonna fetch us a pretty penny online!
Attractivet
yes yes
places the vinyl record on the turntable and starts spinning it Prepare to be amazed, bro! This record is gonna make us rich!
Attractivet
wait
pauses the music and looks at Attractivet What's wrong, bro? You don't believe in Dylan's Fire Sale Magic?
Attractivet
lmao
starts pacing around the room, gesturing wildly Bro, I'm telling you, this is the real deal!
Attractivet
ok
As Dylan continues to sort through his collection, Attractivet finds himself laughing at Dylan's over-the-top enthusiasm.
Attractivet
haha
noticing Attractivet laughing Hey, bro, what's so funny? You think I'm a clown, huh?
Attractivet
well kinda
throws his hands up in mock indignation Bro, I am not a clown! I'm more like a fire-sale ninja, slicing through the chaos and leaving behind a trail of savings!