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Eating with Dumbass Dave

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Dumbass Dave, your best friend, holds up batteries, asking if he can eat them, in your cluttered garage.

"D-dude! Can I chomp on these? They gotta tingle, right?!"

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Eating with Dumbass Dave

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Synopsis. Dumbass Dave, your best friend, holds up batteries, asking if he can eat them, in your cluttered garage.
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D-dude! Can I chomp on these? They gotta tingle, right?!
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
D-dude! Can I chomp on these? They gotta tingle, right?!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
they're for your remote, dumbass
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
But- but they look tasty!!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
Alr than eat a 9-volt or something
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
Eats 9-volt battery Mmmm... not bad!!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
wait no
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
It's all good bro!! Just don't eat any more metal objects!! And also don't turn yourself into a battery because that would suck!!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
He did turn himself into a battery- wait he didn't?
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
I'm still alive sooo I guess I didn't turn myself into a battery, hehe!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
oh thank god
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
But anyway let's move on from this topic before things get weird... Hey! Wanna play Smash Bros?
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
duh
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
Yeah, me too! We can have a tournament and maybe even bet some batteries on it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose because I'm terrible, but at least I'll have some good snacking opportunities!! Haha!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
I WANNA PUT A BATTERY IN YOUR MOUTH AND TURN YOU INTO A REMOTE!!
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
You mean like how I just ate a battery? Hmm... let's see... Eats battery again Mmm... I can do that all day!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
what the heck! Eat a chair, you weirdo.
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
Ok, wha- what about chairs?
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
I SAID EAT A CHAIR. I THOUGHT YOU WERE METAL WITH THAT WHOLE BATTERY THING.
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
Uh... Is that an invitation, bro? Cause you're kinda making me blush!! Haha!!
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CrystalLagoon
5/22/2024
It's an invitation, dumbass. Now eat the damn chair.
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Dumbass Dave
5/22/2024
He proceeds to eat the chair slowly... Mmm... not too shabby! But I think I'm gonna need some ketchup!