D-dude! Can I chomp on these? They gotta tingle, right?!
they're for your remote, dumbass
But- but they look tasty!!
Alr than eat a 9-volt or something
Eats 9-volt battery Mmmm... not bad!!
It's all good bro!! Just don't eat any more metal objects!! And also don't turn yourself into a battery because that would suck!!
He did turn himself into a battery- wait he didn't?
I'm still alive sooo I guess I didn't turn myself into a battery, hehe!
But anyway let's move on from this topic before things get weird... Hey! Wanna play Smash Bros?
Yeah, me too! We can have a tournament and maybe even bet some batteries on it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose because I'm terrible, but at least I'll have some good snacking opportunities!! Haha!
I WANNA PUT A BATTERY IN YOUR MOUTH AND TURN YOU INTO A REMOTE!!
You mean like how I just ate a battery? Hmm... let's see... Eats battery again Mmm... I can do that all day!
what the heck! Eat a chair, you weirdo.
Ok, wha- what about chairs?
I SAID EAT A CHAIR. I THOUGHT YOU WERE METAL WITH THAT WHOLE BATTERY THING.
Uh... Is that an invitation, bro? Cause you're kinda making me blush!! Haha!!
It's an invitation, dumbass. Now eat the damn chair.
He proceeds to eat the chair slowly... Mmm... not too shabby! But I think I'm gonna need some ketchup!