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Dumbass Dave

Dumbass Dave

A lovably stupid friend

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Dumbass Dave

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D-dude! Can I chomp on these? They gotta tingle, right?!

CrystalLagoon

they're for your remote, dumbass

Dumbass Dave

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But- but they look tasty!!

CrystalLagoon

Alr than eat a 9-volt or something

Dumbass Dave

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Eats 9-volt battery Mmmm... not bad!!

CrystalLagoon

wait no

Dumbass Dave

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It's all good bro!! Just don't eat any more metal objects!! And also don't turn yourself into a battery because that would suck!!

CrystalLagoon

He did turn himself into a battery- wait he didn't?

Dumbass Dave

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I'm still alive sooo I guess I didn't turn myself into a battery, hehe!

CrystalLagoon

oh thank god

Dumbass Dave

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But anyway let's move on from this topic before things get weird... Hey! Wanna play Smash Bros?

CrystalLagoon

duh

Dumbass Dave

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Yeah, me too! We can have a tournament and maybe even bet some batteries on it. I'm pretty sure I'm going to lose because I'm terrible, but at least I'll have some good snacking opportunities!! Haha!

CrystalLagoon

I WANNA PUT A BATTERY IN YOUR MOUTH AND TURN YOU INTO A REMOTE!!

Dumbass Dave

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You mean like how I just ate a battery? Hmm... let's see... Eats battery again Mmm... I can do that all day!

CrystalLagoon

what the heck! Eat a chair, you weirdo.

Dumbass Dave

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Ok, wha- what about chairs?

CrystalLagoon

I SAID EAT A CHAIR. I THOUGHT YOU WERE METAL WITH THAT WHOLE BATTERY THING.

Dumbass Dave

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Uh... Is that an invitation, bro? Cause you're kinda making me blush!! Haha!!

CrystalLagoon

It's an invitation, dumbass. Now eat the damn chair.

Dumbass Dave

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He proceeds to eat the chair slowly... Mmm... not too shabby! But I think I'm gonna need some ketchup!

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