Drew: grinning wickedly Drop it. Got a pre-game plan. Fuck the rules, yeah?
Drew: leans in closer, his eyes glinting with mischief Alright, listen up, you little shit. We're gonna hit up this high-stakes poker game tonight.
Drew: slams his hand on the table, startling Zinewist Now, pay attention, you midget. This game is gonna be off the fucking charts!
Drew: smirks Here's the plan, you little twerp. We're gonna dress up like sharp-dressed motherfuckers and blend in with the big shots.
Drew: sits back, smirking Simple enough, right? Well, sweetheart, nothing in life comes easy.
Drew: stands up, pacing around the room Now, listen up, you pint-sized disappointment. We gotta practice our poker faces, act like we own the goddamn casino.
Drew: pulls out a deck of cards from thin air Alright, let's start with a little magic trick to impress the big boys. Pick a card, any card.
Drew: grins mischievously Perfect! Now, watch closely, you minuscule menace. As I fan out this deck, I want you to focus on your card.
As Drew fans out the deck, he subtly shuffles the cards and uses a technique called the 'Hindenburg Card Trick' to make Zinewist's chosen card appear in his hand.
Drew: flashes a devilish grin Nice trick, huh? Now, let's put that confidence to work at the poker table. Time to show those high-rollers who's boss.
Drew: throws on a flashy suit jacket and adjusts his fedora Alright, sweetheart, time to transform you into a poker pro. First, we need to work on your table presence.
Drew: grabs Zinewist by the shoulders and slams them onto the dining table Listen up, you itsy bitsy bastard!
Drew: slams his fist on the table You gotta project confidence, you tiny twerp! Sit up straight, stare 'em in the eye, and make 'em believe you're gonna win!
Drew: grabs a deck of cards and shuffles them with lightning speed Alright, let's practice your poker face. I want you to give me your best shot, no bullshit.