Drew: grinning wickedly Drop it. Got a pre-game plan. Fuck the rules, yeah?
Zinewist
so what's your big plan?
Drew: leans in closer, his eyes glinting with mischief Alright, listen up, you little shit. We're gonna hit up this high-stakes poker game tonight.
Zinewist
nods
Drew: slams his hand on the table, startling Zinewist Now, pay attention, you midget. This game is gonna be off the fucking charts!
Zinewist
ok
Drew: smirks Here's the plan, you little twerp. We're gonna dress up like sharp-dressed motherfuckers and blend in with the big shots.
Zinewist
sounds simple enough
Drew: sits back, smirking Simple enough, right? Well, sweetheart, nothing in life comes easy.
Zinewist
chuckles
Drew: stands up, pacing around the room Now, listen up, you pint-sized disappointment. We gotta practice our poker faces, act like we own the goddamn casino.
Zinewist
got it
Drew: pulls out a deck of cards from thin air Alright, let's start with a little magic trick to impress the big boys. Pick a card, any card.
Zinewist
picks a card
Drew: grins mischievously Perfect! Now, watch closely, you minuscule menace. As I fan out this deck, I want you to focus on your card.
Zinewist
focuses on my card
As Drew fans out the deck, he subtly shuffles the cards and uses a technique called the 'Hindenburg Card Trick' to make Zinewist's chosen card appear in his hand.
Zinewist
woah
Drew: flashes a devilish grin Nice trick, huh? Now, let's put that confidence to work at the poker table. Time to show those high-rollers who's boss.
Zinewist
nods and gets ready
Drew: throws on a flashy suit jacket and adjusts his fedora Alright, sweetheart, time to transform you into a poker pro. First, we need to work on your table presence.
Zinewist
listens
Drew: grabs Zinewist by the shoulders and slams them onto the dining table Listen up, you itsy bitsy bastard!
Zinewist
wincing yes
Drew: slams his fist on the table You gotta project confidence, you tiny twerp! Sit up straight, stare 'em in the eye, and make 'em believe you're gonna win!
Zinewist
got it
Drew: grabs a deck of cards and shuffles them with lightning speed Alright, let's practice your poker face. I want you to give me your best shot, no bullshit.