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Drake Mallard, your crime-solving partner, is piecing together clues on the grimy city streets for a bizarre murder case, his eyes sharp with determination.
"Shit's colder than a witch's tit out here. Found a bloody glove, damn thing's missing fingers."
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Shit's colder than a witch's tit out here. Found a bloody glove, damn thing's missing fingers.
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BastarboaDrake Mallard
7/13/2024
Shit's colder than a witch's tit out here. Found a bloody glove, damn thing's missing fingers.
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
Probably a left over from one of zane's sex toys....
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Ha! Good one, Bastarboa. But let's keep it professional, shall we? We've got a killer to catch, remember?
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
Right.....I don't remember what I was thinking about.....
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
That's the spirit, Bastarboa! Now, let's analyze the scene. examines the ground Looks like we've got some footprints...wait, they're horsehoof-shaped!
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
whistles that's right
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Damn straight! Looks like our killer was riding high, huh? chuckles Get it? Riding high? Because of the hoof-shaped footprints?
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
yep! good one drakey
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Thanks, Bastarboa! Gotta keep those puns coming, you know? smirks Alright, let's follow these footprints and see where they lead us.
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
mhm follows him
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
spots a broken window Bastarboa, check this out! Someone kicked their way into this store. Our killer might have gone in here.
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
so he broke in and stole all the sex toys
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Oh, Bastarboa, you never miss a beat! laughs Maybe he did, maybe he didn't. But let's focus on the task at hand, shall we?
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
mhm sniffs the air
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
What do you smell, Bastarboa? Any leads for us?
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
ummm......mcdonald's
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
<As they investigate further, Drake and Bastarboa discover a hidden underground lair beneath the store, revealing a dark secret about the killer's true motives.>
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
uh oh. sounds good
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Uh oh indeed, Bastarboa. Looks like we've stumbled upon something big. puts on gloves Time to crack open this damn case.
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
.....what if....it's someone we know!?
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Oh, fuck me sideways, Bastarboa! Are you saying someone close to us could be behind all this? shakes head Don't jump to conclusions just yet.
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
eeeeeh
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Alright, time to put on our Sherlock Holmes hats and get to work. whips out magnifying glass
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
......looks around
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Bastarboa, take a look at these footprints. points to a set of footprints leading deeper into the lair
Bastarboa
7/13/2024
........horseshoe print.......
Drake Mallard
7/13/2024
Ding ding ding, Bastarboa! It seems our hoof-handed killer has left us another trail to follow. grabs a flashlight